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You are my friends...

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1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't! want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friends.


A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Catchy tune.

You need to post the rest of those lyrics.
davesdeville said:
Actually friends will usually encourage you to "slap a thigh and ride the wave" (bang a fat chick) when you're drunk. So they can make fun of you for it later.
I may be old, but I have a very good memory.

We must be careful with our fat chick comments, remember? :histeric:
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