[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

When you see a certain brand of car, most of us will tend to stereotype the owner. What do you think a car says about the owner?

Don't take this too seriously, this is just for fun

Here's what I think.

Acura: I am a future business leader (yuppie)
Alfa Romeo: I enjoy taking risks and doing something new
AMC: The south will rise again!
Audi: I want a german car, just something more avant garde.
Bentley: I have more money than you!
BMW: I NEED a german car, why not get what everyone else has?
Buick: I enjoy watching and playing golf
Cadillac: I am a very smart individual with extremely good tastes!
Chevrolet: Blue collared hardworking american!
Chrysler: I dont know...see Buick
Citroen: I enjoy a challenge!
Daewoo: I know absolutely nothing about automobiles at all
Dodge: see Chevrolet
Eagle: I dont know....
Ferrari: I have good tastes, and a lot of money, and a house in Arizona
Fiat: I enjoy a good challenge, and I like spending money!
Ford: I hate Chevys!
Geo: The only thing I care about is fuel economy
GMC: I own a construction business
Honda: I want a very low maintenance automobile
Infiniti: Damnit I want a BMW!
Jaguar: I am extremely classy, and I enjoy a good challenge.
Jeep: screw practicality, I wanna off road!
Kia: see Daewoo
Lamborghini: I have a LOT of money!
Land Rover: I wanna off road in class and luxury!
Lexus: I have to have the best! (apparently Lexus is the best?!?!?)
Lincoln: I belong to a country club, and I have extremely good tastes
Mazda: I want something less monotonus than a Honda
Mercedes Benz: See Lexus, but with more class, and knowledge
Mercury: see Buick
Mitsubishi: I thought all japanese cars were excellent!
Nissan: I like cars that are cheap, and go fast
Oldsmobile....Hmmm I dont know, help anyone?
Pontiac: My car is faster than yours!
Porsche: I have good tastes, and a lot of money
Rolls Royce: I am british royalty!
Saab: I voted for Kerry
Saturn: see Geo
Subaru: hmmm yeah I think we all know this one, I like the environment
Toyota: I bought this for peace of mind
Volkswagen: Kerry should have won! Vote Liberal!
Volvo: I value safety above everything else

What do you guys think?

 

[Randy_W]

You didn't use the term Yuppie, nearly enough! ie, MB, BMW, Lexus, Infinity, etc.... The AMC was more popular in the upper midwest than anywhere, it was sort of the midwestern Saab.

 

[SilverCTS]

Acura: I am a future business leader (yuppie)
Cadillac: I am a very smart individual with extremely good tastes!
Saab: I voted for Kerry


What do you guys think?

I'll comment on these 3.

My wife drives an '04 Acura MDX. I wouldn't argue with your comment, but my wife would be quick to say, "what do you mean future business leader, I'm a business leader right now".

I drive a Cadillac CTS. Your assessment is 100% accurate.

My neighbor drives a Saab. He is a dedicated Republican and I know for sure he didn't vote for Kerry.

 

[ben72227]

HELLO? Saab is a GM car, and people who generally tend to hate America don't buy American cars... No, they buy Hondas...:thumbsup:

 

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Yeah but I mean Saabs in general, not just the new ones,

 

[gdwriter]

Hummer: I have more money than brains, and I drive a giant SUV to compensate for my very tiny dick.

 

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Hummer: I have more money than brains, and I drive a giant SUV to compensate for my very tiny dick.

Too true!

 

[90Brougham350]

BMW - See "Porcupine".....hahaha j/k

 

[eldorado99]

Olds: I want a Cadillac but I can't afford one?

 

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Olds: I want a Cadillac but I can't afford one?

Bingo, got it

 

[CaddyCrisis]

Olds: I want a Cadillac but I can't afford one ?

:werd:
that isvery true

 

[Jesda]

Volvo: Lets go to the natural foods store after we drop the kids off at piano practice!

Pontiac: I drink a lot of crappy domestic beer.

Saturn: I sponsor a bunch of brown kids for 70 cents a day.

Volkswagen: I have a pink iPod. Daddy loves me.

Saab: I collect Pez dispensers.

Porsche: I go to orgies and listen to techno.

Jaguar: My teeth are rotting but I'm wearing a nice suit so who cares?

Mercury: I'm a muscle car owner, or a woman, or a luxury car owner, or a young person. I'm not sure why I exist. I deserve to die.

Mitsubishi: I have bad credit.

Mazda: I like to have fun but my wife won't let me buy a Corvette.

Lincoln: I'm old, but I like nice things.

Toyota: I'm old, but I have to eat Alpo.

Cadillac: I play golf at a country club, and you can't afford to join me.

Lexus: I'm driving to a Michael Bolton concert, because I suck.

 

[Randy_W]

Pontiac: I drink a lot of crappy domestic beer.

This from a guy that drove an Infinity for years?? Speaks to credibilty!

 

[mccombie_5]

Here are the European definitions

Alfa Romeo = I can get laid by anyone
Audi = I am middle aged, but I still want to have fun
Bentley = I am a gangster and own a string of sex clubs. I also have style
BMW = Im a sheep, i follow the rest
Chrysler = I am stupid, I dont know anything about depreciation
Citroen = I am different to the norm, quirky
Cadillac = Whats a Cadillac?
Daimler = I am the Queen
Fiat = I like beautiful cars that fall apart
Ford = I know about good bread and butter cars
Ferrari = I am a soccer player and I'm not good enough to own a Maserati
Hyundai = I am a rich Kia driver
Honda = I know that I have the best Japanese car
Izusu = I am a farmer or a builder, my car will never break
Jeep = I cant afford a Range Rover
Jaguar = I have extreme style, and I can wear tweed and look good
Kia = I am old and know nothing about cars
Lancia = I am the older Alfa Romeo buyer
Land Rover = I am a man, I like to kill animals and drink blood, nothing can touch me.
(Range Rover = I am a more civilised version of the above)
Lexus = I am rich, and I have no soul
Lotus = I have another car that is sensible, but this is a hoot!
Lincoln = I am a stretched limo driver
Maserati = I am cooler than anyone else
Mazda = I am also different, in a good way, I am single
MINI = I am an 18 year old girl
Mercedes Benz = Ive made it
Nissan = I work for Nissan
Peugeot = I am a taxi driver, or a company car driver
Porsche = Nobody lets me out of side turnings
Renault = I like safe cars, that are robust once all the fiddly bits break
Rolls Royce = I am a rockstar
Rover = I am old, I smoke a pipe, and I still believe Britain is Great.
SEAT = I know I just bought a VW and it cost alot less than a VW
Skoda = Same theory as a SEAT but for older or taxi drivers
Saab = I am different, I like to stand out, I may or may not be gay
Subaru (Impreza only) = I am a single guy in his mid twenties
Subaru (others)= I am a farmer or a Volvo driver who is different to the heard
Toyota = I am incontinent
Vauxhall = I know about slightly faster bread and butter cars
Volvo = I am suburban, I spice up my sex life by going dogging
VW = I am a sensible buyer, I know about engineering

I'm proud of myself I didnt even stea this off the internet its all my own work

 

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

haha good to see the responces :thumbsup:

 

[70eldo]

LOL... very true Mac!!

 

[mccombie_5]

:thumbsup:

 

[DopeStar 156]

What would mine say about me?

"If I were a real woman, I'd so do him...."
-Caddy-

 

[Elvis]

Volvo--"I'm to f---ing STUBBORN to even LOOK at another car until this one craps out."

 

[mccombie_5]

Volvo--"I'm to f---ing CHEAP to even LOOK at another car until this one craps out."

Fixed that for ya, yeah that applies to older Volvos LOL