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Wagon Porn

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I have a porn problem. I'm addicted to wagon porn. I'm willing to share some good stuff with you wankers. There is some seriously good stuff in these pics, so find a closet or some place you can be alone and enjoy yourself.

Wagon Porn
 
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I have a porn problem. I'm addicted to wagon porn. I'm willing to share some good stuff with you wankers. There is some seriously good stuff in these pics, so find a closet or some place you can be alone and enjoy yourself.
Wagon Porn
That is a killer bunch of pix. love wagons. Growing up my dad always had a wagon, usually Ford provided by his company. I can recall a '62 and '64, then a few Chevy's during the 70's. When our kids came along we had a '78 Century wagon and later an '84 Electra (with the fake wood paneling). That thing was a dream on vacations, plenty of storage space and room for kids to move around.
 
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My dad's first wagon was a 69 Mercury Montego, with the door/tailgate combo. Great car, he had it for seven years, carried me and Mom and my cousins all over the state.

Pretty much explains my attitude on American vs. Japanese vehicles right there.

His second was a Nissan. Every bit of that car that wasn't replaced rotted away except the engine. Clear coat was gone after two years.
 
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Some of those wagons are really great builds. I'd like to know more about them.

We had the Ford Country Squire w/390, the best was a Chrysler New Yorker with a 413. That car was navy blue, black buckets w/console and a vinyl roof. That roof was divided into thirds lengthwise - the outer two 'bands' were black vinyl with the middle painted (body color). That car was neat. I could find one and restomod it. And the last wagon was a huge Buick all decked out with 455 cubic inches. I drove that from Ohio to NYC to move my girlfriend. On the way out I had so much fun. I picked up two hitchhikers and we partied all the way out. As we always said, 'gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!'
 
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I have a porn problem. I'm addicted to wagon porn. I'm willing to share some good stuff with you wankers. There is some seriously good stuff in these pics, so find a closet or some place you can be alone and enjoy yourself.










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Haha, wagon porn is definitely a niche—but hey, a clean wagon with the right stance and setup can be seriously satisfying. Drop the pics, let's see the goods!
 
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Went back to this thread to do a member post approval and memories of Mom's 1957 Ford 9-passenger wagon flashed by. Great people mover with a "Thunderbird V8" and real duals. Dad had a company '56 Ford wagon, white on red vinyl. IIRC they were good, reliable vehicles. Later on Mom had a small Mercury Comet wagon 6 cyl. which my sister and I named "The Vomit".
 
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No pics. I've been walking a lot (A LOT) and never took pics. I'm sitting in my hotel lobby sucking on a Johnnie Walker Black in honor of my wife's Cinco de Donna birthday. Up pulls a nice A6 wagon to the front door just like everyday.
 
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"Mom's 1957 Ford 9-passenger wagon "


Ok, it's official;
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At least I got a sistership (prettiest one I found) of "The Vomit"



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I had a Vomit sedan at age 16. First mods were swapping out the single barrel carb for a 2 barrel, swapping the "three on the tree" to a three by the knee " and adding a FM box with a rear speaker fader.

But no pics.
 
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I checked the section and these will be thread-related. Pardon me while I whip these 'ol faves out:

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And then there's this cute compact, but that's bordering on a thread-jack:

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But no pics.

You and Sub-... Jeez you kids tadday. Can't take you anywhere.

And stay off my lawn.



Soooo, like this FM box?
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Oorrr, this one:
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I'm still having a difficult time adjusting to no wagons back home in the states. My head was on a swivel in Germany and Austria. Lordy it was great!
 
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In all honesty I was hoping "You DS, they din't even come out with Rancheros (Rancheroes?) before 'XX model year."

And that's when I pounce, "Mad'ja look! Mad'ja look!"

And, here you didn't take the bait.

FWIW, that wagon sorta' looks like a '57, ... which I "think" was the first year. BIDon'tREALLYFK. But I didn't really think they'd take all the time to splice/weld the roof vs. just slap on the trim to connect the pillars ends, hence my humourous call.

Anyway, my subdivision was one of those id-ed by which of the Big 3 you ideologically had in the driveway, and then which model you financially could afford of those. The nextdoor neighbor had a 'union job' as brewer at A-B downtown, so yeah he had always at least two Fords, and usually a third one dead in the back of the driveway for the few years it took to replace with a new one.

Funny story: they had altogether 3 boys and 3 girls, and the second son years older than me got patterned on Chevy, and with his 1st job brought home a loaded up brand-new red/white/white '60 Impala. The son nearest my age told he one day that pop told that son, "You park that F thing in the street. I don't want to see it in my driveway!"

Now, Every one of their cars was ALWAYS better than any car we EVER owned, so I didn't get it for the longest time. But, next to the neighbor down was a 'UNION PIPEFITTER' !! He tooled home in a new Mercury every 3 years like a clock. That guy's son got a new Mustang when he was 17. Yeah, all us boys all loathed, envied, and were "nice" to him. The daughter my age was in my crush lineup several years. She was at my 7th B-Day Party. Still got the pic.

When the family around the horseshoe got a 5yo '60es Mercedes diesel the whole block acted like Shakers during service. More conniption fits and gossip through the neighborhood than when you saw another Bug brought home.

WTH is this thread about again?