[Elvis]

There are women, and there are WOMEN.

I've had a top five list for as long as I can remember. It changes from year to year. There is no ranking system, you're either on the list or you're not.

The nice thing is that as you get older, certain members gain "PERMANENT" status, so there are fewer spots to rotate. By the time I'm 50 I'll quit looking at new ones altogether.

Here's the list as it stands in November of 2005:

Cindy Crawford (Nearing her 20th anniversary on the list!) PERMANENT

Sela Ward (Since 1984, I first discovered her as an Alabama cheerleader in 1975) PERMANENT

Michelle Pfeiffer PERMANENT

Marg Helgenberger (former top five member from 1987, recently returned)
Yeah, I'm a huge CSI fan.

Queen Rania of Jordan (I suppose I could be shot for this)

FORMER MEMBERS:

Vanna White (What was I THINKING?!?)
Cybill Shepherd (What was I THINKING?!?)
Teri Hatcher (until she got STUPID)
Nicolette Sheridan (from 1983, not as a desperate housewife)
Eva Longoria (short tenure)
Vanessa Marcil (could return at any time)
Halle Berry (I am SO over her!)
Sofia Milos (Sopranos, CSI-Miami)
* Charlize Theron (could return at any time, could become permanent)
Salma Hayek (she lost me with that "unibrow" movie she did)
* Catherine Zeta-Jones (might return)
Jennifer Garner (AFLAC!!! - NO return until she gets a divorce.)
Shania
Liz Cho (news anchor)
Diane Lane (on and off the list since 1984)
* Elizabeth Shue (Very likely to return)
* Penelope Cruz (she's just my type)
Ashley Judd (just too slutty)
Faith Hill (10 years ago--she blew it)

PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER BE ON THE LIST:

Demi Moore
Jennifer Lopez
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears
Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson

I'm sure there are some I've forgotten. And I'm sure you'll help me remember them.

 

[RobertCTS]

Nice list! Curious..what did Faith Hill do 10 years ago? I think she's hot.

 

[EcSTSatic]

Some of my favorites are Jaclyn Smith (Charlie's Angels) and Catherine Zeta Jones (although marrying Douglas tarnished her image IMO).

Sela Ward is one of those classic beauties. Sophia Loren is another that drives me nuts.

 

[RobertCTS]

Some of my favorites are Jaclyn Smith (Charlie's Angels) and Catherine Zeta Jones (although marrying Douglas tarnished her image IMO).

Sela Ward is one of those classic beauties. Sophia Loren is another that drives me nuts.

Sophia has aged well and oozes with class! This pic will drive you nuts!!

 

[Jesda]

Mariah Carey and Britney Spears are no longer in my top 500.

Mandy Moore has risen to the top of my list. Style, grace, and a hot ass.

Michelle Branch. I like half-asian women. Moms are hot.

Kelly Clarkson is still quite hot. I wish she didnt lose so much weight.

Faith Hill. Moms are hot.

 

[[email protected]]

My top 3 (in no order):

Shania Twain
Dido
Catherine Zeta-Jones

 

[Sandy]

Grandma Moses
Hillery Clinton


Seriously, I cannot add any. I agree with the ( - ) lists above
as well as the ( + ) lists above, If my wife allows me to sell
my '03 Town Car & add a '06 'Vett convertible, I will definately
add my wife.

For excellent maintenance thru the years, I'd like to add Bridget Bardow, however ....
Still a Fox !

 

[Elvis]

Faith Hill was on the list ten years ago. She slipped off when she married Tim McGraw.

I liked Tug, but Tim can't sing OR throw.

 

[Elvis]

Good call on Jaclyn Smith. I forgot her.

 

[RobertCTS]

Faith Hill was on the list ten years ago. She slipped off when she married Tim McGraw.

I liked Tug, but Tim can't sing OR throw.

No but Tim sweets good on stage and has nice pecs!

 

[DBA-One]

Tyra Banks
Tiffany Theisen
Any three other chicks with nice boobies.