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So, Sunday the neighbors called animal control on me. Apparently my cat, a normal, standard, regular sized housecat, ...well, apparently he ate a moose and drank a gallon of milk.

I get a knock on my door and its the neighbors daughter. Hindu lady. I live in Yuba City and the concentration of (PC correct term here) East Indians is very very very very high. Usually they all mind their own business and don't interfere and don't care what you do, within reason. But this one seems to think that my cat is a nine hundred foot monster. It puked in their driveway, they say. It threw up all over their driveway and it did it last week too and I need to get rid of it because its really gross and they don't want to have to clean it up anymore. This is all being translated through the daughter because the old lady is SCREECHING at me in her language at about thirty seven billion miles per hour.

I go outside to look at the driveway to see what the cat yak consisted of. I was worried about my cat. Maybe he was sick and needed to go to the vet. Maybe he ate something he shouldn't have. Maybe I should check on him. Maybe I should kick my neighbors.

Apparently, my cat projectile vomited from the middle of the street and made a mess the size of a Buick in their driveway. You can clearly see where said cat vomit landed near the driveway expansion joint, splashed forward and rolled backwards, to the far side of the sidewalk. Hmmm. Maybe I should get that checked out.

Idiots.

Then, yesterday, I got screamed at by them again. Yesterday was the day that the city comes and picks up your trash. So my trash cans were on the curb, where they belong. The city dump truck driver picked up the cans, placed them BACK on the curb where they were, and drove off. I apparently failed in my duty as an American because I didn't immediately scuttle my little ass out to the street and drag them back inside. I had planned on doing it on my way to work, in an hour, like I have always done.

The old lady ran into it with her car. It's a big street. Even with a car parked on both sides of the street (which there wasn't),two cars can drive on it. I've seen 'em do it! And yet...apparently...its MY fault that she ran into a giant gray trashcan that was sitting there minding its own little stinky business, off of the street, in front of my house, for one hour. Damnitt. That sucks.

Now, every time i'm outside or coming or going the whole damned family stands in the front yard with their arms crossed and glares at me. Won't say a word, but they sure do stare at me whenever I'm outside.

Animal control never showed, even though they were called. I believe they called the PD on my for the trash can incident as well.
 

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Nice pics! :vomit:

Eventually the police are going to get tired of your neighbors' calls. Too bad they live next door. Maybe you could retaliate by BBQ'ing a big steak Hindus like that. Oops, that wasn't PC either
 

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F*** em. Have them get a cop out there once and they'll see whats really going on. Once the cops see they're full of crap they will get pissed and take it out on the neighbors especially if theres a second time they have to come out. Cops dont like coming out all the time for petty shit like this.

Ignore them when they bitch at you and smile and wave when they glare at you. keep ypour cool and youll be alright.
 

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Watch out. *Insert ethnic group of choice here* are known to eat cats!
 

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Looks like they drive a Toyota, too (Spyder, your 4Runner doesn't count as 'yota hate; their old trucks are cool).

It would probably be a good idea to keep an eye on your cat when he's outside and try to keep him out of their yard; I wouldn't put it past people like that to leave anti-freeze or some other poison out.
 

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Wow, great puke! Is that the remains of East Indian cuisine? :stirpot:

No wonder they are pissed at you and the cat! :want: :Danielle:

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So did you take your cat and get it checked out ?

Around here no animals are allowed to roam free, even cats. If they are they can be caught,caged, and animal control will come pick them up from you.

Personally if it just happened once I would probably tell you, so you're aware your animal got sick on something and then hose off the driveway. But if your animal, any animal, kept messing in my yard be it puke, poop, or whatever I'd ask you to take care of it so it didn't continue. If you didn't I would. Owners should be responsible for their animals and what they do. However accidents do happen and should be seen as such.
 

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CIWS...its OBVIOUS that is ISN'T from my cat...that's my whole point of why its so amusing. :)

Nice pics! :vomit:

Eventually the police are going to get tired of your neighbors' calls. Too bad they live next door. Maybe you could retaliate by BBQ'ing a big steak Hindus like that. Oops, that wasn't PC either
Nah, they're fine with steak, it just has to be well done. What they DON'T like is pork. I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard. That'll learn 'em! :rolleyes:
 

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thats is the worlds largest puke
frat boys would worship that cat
I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard.

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CIWS...its OBVIOUS that is ISN'T from my cat...that's my whole point of why its so amusing. :)



Nah, they're fine with steak, it just has to be well done. What they DON'T like is pork. I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard. That'll learn 'em! :rolleyes:
Are they Jewish? Hindis believe cattle are sacred animals. :confused:
 

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I find that many Middle Eastern and Asian people are VERY difficult to deal with/please. In my experiences they always feel they are being "wronged" and that they "deserve" things because they live in America. Also feel like people are always out to get them or rip them off. Very illogical people in my opinion.

Give 'em hell Spyder.
 

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Just smile blandly if you must see them, keep an eye on the cat so it doesn't come to grief, and beyond that, ignore the a**holes. I have a neighbor like yours, annoys the crap out of everyone else but doesn't bother me because anytime he bitched at me, he got some variation of "how nice for you" in response. Aggravated him to no end, so now he just ignores me, which is my goal.

Carry on!
 

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I think it's time you Spyder (incidentally representing all of America) march into their front yard and, in turn, and accidentally, start a holy war. :p

We'll call it "Cat-Vomit" Jihad '07!!

I can totally agree with what Jonas said. At all the places I've worked at, the Arabs and Asians are the ones that always wanna argue/barter prices. Now I understand this is how it works over there, but this is America, and it's not like this over here (atleast in the most part...I'm not sure how ethnic stores and markets do about this but whatever), but they just keep on trying because "its their right". Well if that's how it worked how come every other etnicity that comes into america doesn't do things like they did in the old country? Because they understand!



So yep, that wasn't very PC, and I hope I didn't piss anyone off too much....
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I suggest that you break your
foot off in the ass of the biggest
one; while eating pork rinds &
ripping a pork rind/beer fart in the
old lady's face.

That'll learn those bitch asses.:highfive:


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