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Hey. Somebody in my department at work just had the insides of their sandwich (dinner) stolen and I sent this message to the entire company. I thought it was quite funny. :p

Dear Fellow yadayadayada Team-Member,

It has come to our attention that there is a Turkey thief amongst our rank and file. Let it be known that this type of inappropriate behavior is strictly prohibited at yadayadayada. Please bring your own meat in the future, or at least take the bread along with the meat so that it appears to be an innocent case of ‘taking the wrong lunch’. To those who bring their own lunch and leave it in a refrigerator, don’t be the next to find only two slices of bread with nothing but your imagination in-between… Take all appropriate precautions in regards to securing your rations.

Sal Collaziano
 
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