"Do not pleasure me while you pleasure the cat" My g/f, about 2 minutes ago... Little head wizard massager, the cat likes it too.
It's more of a mental association now more than anything. :suspense:Elvis said:The beer/liquor thing has been proven to be a myth.
Never mix them, and you'll be safe. Better yet, don't drink so much of anything that you're going to make yourself sick.
I always attribute this one to Homer Simpson...knowing full well that cliffy said it first, but I heard it first from Homer...when my phone starts up, its says "Mmmmm, Buffalo", as homer says that after telling the story of the healthy buffalo.davesdeville said:It's more of a mental association now more than anything. :suspense:
Anyway I've got another good alcohol related one:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
-Cliff Clavin (Cheers)