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I thought this guy was clever. It would turn your head and get your attention where "Acme Plumbing" in script would not.

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Now that is funny!!! Could imagine seeing that while your driving down the road. What a laugh!!
That's the crappiest advertisement I have ever seen!! :p

I like it!! :cool:
HotRodSaint said:
That's the crappiest advertisement I have ever seen!! :p

I like it!! :cool:
I almost missed the humor, "crappiest" as in poop!:p

I saw this about 1 year 1/2 ago in a trade journal we get in the office (I work for a plumbing company) and thought it was novel, but lacked good taste. How about a couple more (in)famous plumbing tag lines:

Your #2 is our #1.

We drool for your stool.

We aim to please. You aim too please!

Your $hi+ is our bread and butter.

Plumbing problems? Don't get deterred (say: de-turd) Call us.

Okay, I think that'll be enough potty humor for a bit.

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Of course there's the ever-present radiator shop motto: the best place in town to take a leak!
How about:

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."

At a dry cleaners:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge,
close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

At an optometrist's office
"If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."

On a fence:
"Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
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That truck is too funny....and a little bold. I bet it sticks in people's minds though.
Here's the real thing! posted by Powerglide in another thread.

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On the back of a casket company delivery truck;

"Drive safely, yours may be in this load!" :)
There's the bumper sticker:

"I got my nuts covered at Mr. Hubcap."
Locally we have a company that sells and repairs Venitian blinds. On the rear of the van it says, "Caution! Blind Man Driving"
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