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Black the Darkside
22,415 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I thought this guy was clever. It would turn your head and get your attention where "Acme Plumbing" in script would not.


03 Escalade, 06 SRX
6,888 Posts
Now that is funny!!! Could imagine seeing that while your driving down the road. What a laugh!!

1995 Sedan Deville Spring Edition
268 Posts

I saw this about 1 year 1/2 ago in a trade journal we get in the office (I work for a plumbing company) and thought it was novel, but lacked good taste. How about a couple more (in)famous plumbing tag lines:

Your #2 is our #1.

We drool for your stool.

We aim to please. You aim too please!

Your $hi+ is our bread and butter.

Plumbing problems? Don't get deterred (say: de-turd) Call us.

Okay, I think that'll be enough potty humor for a bit.


None now...1972 Challenger=my pride and joy.
5,707 Posts

1999 STS - diamond white
5,229 Posts
How about:

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."

At a dry cleaners:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge,
close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

At an optometrist's office
"If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."

On a fence:
"Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

Premium Member
2019 RAM Rebel & 1995 Jeep Wrangler (fully built)
12,114 Posts
That truck is too funny....and a little bold. I bet it sticks in people's minds though.

1989 Sedan DeVille is now just a fond memory ....
10,429 Posts
On the back of a casket company delivery truck;

"Drive safely, yours may be in this load!" :)

Black the Darkside
22,415 Posts
Discussion Starter · #14 ·
Locally we have a company that sells and repairs Venitian blinds. On the rear of the van it says, "Caution! Blind Man Driving"
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