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My junk e-mail for the day...

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET

This system has been tried and it works in every state.
If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or
whatever the case may be, and you're going to get points on
your license. This is a method to ensure that you DO NOT
get the points.

When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the
fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00 or some small
amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you
back a check for the difference, however
here is the trick. DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK!

Throw it away!
Points are not assessed to your license
until all financial transactions are complete. If you do
not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The
system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no
longer bother you. This information comes from an
unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard
databases used by every state
 

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Well what is the first thing they tell you when you take tests. Beware of words like, never, always, every. I doubt EVERY state uses the exact same software, therefore you can call into question the entire E-mail.
 

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I'm not believing it, but it would be cool if it worked.. I haven't even been pulled over yet in my ... ok 6 months of driving. I'm a safe driver really, I speed once in awhile, but never more than 10mph over the speed limit on the freeway (moms Volvo won't do more than 85 on a flat road), that might change once in awhile when I get my Caddy out on the freeway.
 

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MMNineInchNails said:
My driving instructor notifyed me that the po' po' wont pull you over for doing 10mph below or 10mph above speed limit.
Uh huh...feel free to do that then. And when they are "not" beating you down with nightsticks get in thier faces. :histeric:
 

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Even if a cop pulled me over, they'd just give me a warning if it wasn't too bad of something i was doing. COPS LOVE the food where i work. It's their favorite place in town. My manager raced a cop and the cop didn't care. They were going 120 on the freeway. Of course, my manager isn't stupid enough to pass the cop, but that tells you enough, doesn't it?
 

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I bet on of the cops' name is Farva and they are looking for Johnny Chimpo.
 

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Watch the movie "Super Troopers" and you'll get it.
 
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