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Well, all Darwin awards are posthumous because in order to receive one, you have to die in the act you're committing.

Sounds like he was a few crayons short of a full box anyway.
 

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Well, all Darwin awards are posthumous because in order to receive one, you have to die in the act you're committing.

Sounds like he was a few crayons short of a full box anyway.
Didn't know that. So, are there official rules for the Darwin award? Didn't know you had to die first.
 

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Well, death or sterlization. Basically, you win a Darwin award by doing something so dumb or dangerous that you should be eliminated from the gene pool.
 

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Well, all Darwin awards are posthumous because in order to receive one, you have to die in the act you're committing.
Technically, not true. You just have to be incapable of reproducing afterwards. So if a guy decides to let an alligator lick his crotch, that qualifies.
 

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I'm from Florida and I have a feeling someone has tried that here... at least once.
 

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I'm from Florida and I have a feeling someone has tried that here... at least once.
I grew up in Orlando. Lake Silver was at the end of our street. We'd ski or swim, knowing there were gators & cotton mouths in the lake. Looking back, maybe I should have a Darwin award.
 
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