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On Saturday October 11, 2003 I was out driving. I went to go pick up the woman and get wendy's and go back to a friends for drinking. When i was about 5 mins away i realized that the wendy's was getting cold and i had to speed. So i jumped on it and man did i move. I had the woman laughing with how fast i was going on this "little" back road. My top speed was about 85-90 on this road that had a well posted speed limit of 35. As i realized how fast i was going i hit the brakes to slow down. While hitting the brakes i see my favorite thing of all COP LIGHTS. I procede to pull over and i grab my insuarnce and reg. put it with my license. I put down the window and held the info in my hand.
When the cop walked up he said
"WOW!!! Where is the race going? Where is the other car? Why didn't you call me to race? pause........................................ OK.. So lets hear your excuse.
I told him that i was speeding b/c i have $25 worth of wendy's that was getting cold and it was for a bunch of drunk people.
He then said if that was the best excuse that i had and i told him there is no point in lying and he laughed at me and took 1 step and turned back around. He asked if this was my car and if it was under my name. I told him that yes this is my car and not only is it in my name but insured under my name as well.
Then he asked what i did for a living. I went through my job, description, and where it was. Then he went oh ok.
He told me to wait here he would be right back.
When he left my gf turned to me and started laughing and said should i start crying to help you out. I just said everything is ok and we'll be out of here in 2 mins.
After we were done talking the cop came up handed me the info back and said "don't drive crazy, be safe, have a good night and turned around and went to his car"
The cop was a small town cop and he was around 24 so that helped to my advantage.
I should have lost my license but i didn't. I didn't get any written paperwork about the pullover and I really impressed the GF with my bs skills and how i got out of the ticket. It was a combo between my job, age, and the caddy. Thank you caddy.
Thought all of the younger people would like this one.
When the cop walked up he said
"WOW!!! Where is the race going? Where is the other car? Why didn't you call me to race? pause........................................ OK.. So lets hear your excuse.
I told him that i was speeding b/c i have $25 worth of wendy's that was getting cold and it was for a bunch of drunk people.
He then said if that was the best excuse that i had and i told him there is no point in lying and he laughed at me and took 1 step and turned back around. He asked if this was my car and if it was under my name. I told him that yes this is my car and not only is it in my name but insured under my name as well.
Then he asked what i did for a living. I went through my job, description, and where it was. Then he went oh ok.
He told me to wait here he would be right back.
When he left my gf turned to me and started laughing and said should i start crying to help you out. I just said everything is ok and we'll be out of here in 2 mins.
After we were done talking the cop came up handed me the info back and said "don't drive crazy, be safe, have a good night and turned around and went to his car"
The cop was a small town cop and he was around 24 so that helped to my advantage.
I should have lost my license but i didn't. I didn't get any written paperwork about the pullover and I really impressed the GF with my bs skills and how i got out of the ticket. It was a combo between my job, age, and the caddy. Thank you caddy.
Thought all of the younger people would like this one.
