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gee, I did not know we had a timed oil change, what the fuk difference does it make?
It doesn't really. I was asked the question and I answered to the best of my ability.

On another subject, 17.5 cms. In case anybody asks...
 

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Germans are perfect. They even have Corona rules for these devices where you can empty yourself into it (forgot the name - pissoirs?).

 

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And Wednesday night at 2100 they have a tv show called “Mütter machen porno”.

This people is quite entertaining.
 

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"pissoirs?"
Here it's "your nells". In Arkansas pronounced, "back porch".


And Wednesday night at 2100 they have a tv show called “Mütter machen porno”.

This people is quite entertaining.
Tonight's episode: "Sohn filme porno"
 

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True dat. One grandson spent early life on a farm so we called a special designated hiding spot between a bush and the poolhouse just for him to use. One set of nieces and the German grandkids are absolutely flabbergasted when they see him head over there.

I never pay no matter mind with the pool since the well water is hard enough that a little uric acid just helps lower the pH.
 

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Germans are perfect. They even have Corona rules for these devices where you can empty yourself into it (forgot the name - pissoirs?).

These are "urinals". When your needs run different, we also have "arsenals" - they perform a similarly important role. Up here, we put "cakes" in the urinals but I've been told that they are not of the edible variety.
 

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These are "urinals". When your needs run different, we also have "arsenals" - they perform a similarly important role. Up here, we put "cakes" in the urinals but I've been told that they are not of the edible variety.
Some smell like apples.
Don't be fooled.
 

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And then there are 'road apples', an entirely different thing. Not edible.
 

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The world is now just like Las Vegas, everyone is losing money, it's acceptable to drink all hours of the day, and no one has any idea what day it is.
 
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The world is now just like Las Vegas, everyone is losing money, it's acceptable to drink all hours of the day, and no one has any idea what day it is.
Great.
Now I have to worry about white tiger attacks.
 

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Great.
Now I have to worry about white tiger attacks.
Those usually come late in the evening after a night of debauchery. Sometimes the morning after.
 
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Those usually come late in the evening after a night of debauchery. Sometimes the morning after.
I thought those were cougar attacks.
 

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I thought those were coyotes.
 

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Whatever works for your wishes.
 

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All will result in scratch marks on the victims body.
 
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