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From my junk e-mail archives...

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

It takes less than a minute.......

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have sex. (BE REASONABLE, try for more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)



3. Add 5. (for Sunday)



4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator...............




5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you
haven't, add 1752..........



6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number .




The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how many times you want to have sex each week.)



The next two numbers are...





YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?
 

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Wow.... Thats golden, it didnt get my age quite right.......
 

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elwesso said:
Wow.... Thats golden, it didnt get my age quite right.......
Check your math. I've never heard anyone fail this test before.
 

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Well, now that I see what I did, I answered the easiest question wrong...... Question 5......

Wow, what a brain fart..... havent had one in a while, so i guess it had to be a doozie......
 
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