The post was made April 1st, hence making this an April fools joke.
Those pics are really old... roughly around the time I joined the forums. I had this happen to me... not once, but twice. First was the rear bumper within the first week I bought the car. 2nd was this from a Uhaul trailer on a Dodge Grand Caravan.
I'm all for harmless fun, but I draw the line well before touching someone's car. I haven't checked on my car yet, but I watched Commando last night, so I figure it's relevant. Mine got it on Halloween once.