Went into Kerr Cadillac today. They're having a "Grand Re-Opening".
Deals Deals Deals.......
They had NO freakin cars.
It was quite pittifull as well as upseting !
Was a personalized invite that required an RSVP sent to our actuall address.
Wasnt just a general non addressed mailer/flyer that is seen all the time.
So's as we standin and chawin the fat with the purrty sales gal in the fancy new show place.
I happens to look at one of them sticky paper things on the front windbreaker of a really nice and "wow" shiny! brand new auotomobile.
Yas all know the ones ?
Yous can peel it off and dont have to siphon any petrol out of the roe toe tiller so as to get the sticky glue stuff off the glass!
So's Im lookin at this label and it says 14.3 litre per 100 kilometeres
Then a slash (/) 20 miles per gallon.
Im thinkin its one of them kinda conversion things.
Like when you buy a hog by the pound but yas know that yours gonna have to throw some of it away ??????? Can only eat so much pig soup ya know :histeric:
So I ask her whats with the 14.3 litre per 100 kilometeres equalling 20 milles per gallon.
She says, "Its a sports car with a turbo. Its preety nice".
Think it had some alfabatized letters on it. Might have been somethin like SRX.
Was thinkin if it had an O and a T then I could sues them for namin it after cus roloxs boy .
Anyways....
I asked her whats wrong with the conversion.
I till her that my display is showing 17.1 literes per 100 kilometeres.
When I press the conversion button and it shows 20 miles per gallon.
She then repeats what Ive already said, she says
"Thats the conversion".
I say
"Thats what I said. Its off".
She then says
"Well thats highway".
I say
"That doesnt matter. Conversion is conversion. Why does the stickers conversion not correspond with the conversion in my car" ?
She then looks at me with these big doe eyes, and the first thing I thought was, where is cus roloxs.
He hunts like that.
Pulls out the big spot lights.
Stops them in there tracks all stunned and confused
Then fires
LOL :histeric:
She didnt have an answer.
Didnt have a clue what to say.
All I wanted to know was if there was a problem with my cars conversion, or a problem with the conversion on the sticker.
3 litres per 100 kilometers makes a big difference when converting to miles per gallon.
But then again.
Maybe it was the Europen gallon converted into the North American gallon then converted into the Asian litre converted back to the Nort American litre to reflect the difference in the Imperial gallon ?????????????????
What the hell was that ??????
Seriously though
Whats 20 miles per gallon ?
How many litres per 100 kilometeres ?
3 litres is a big difference
And how the testing is done doesnt make a rats ass of a difference.
Conversion is conversion.
Is there some kinda missrepresentation going on there ?
Deals Deals Deals.......
They had NO freakin cars.
It was quite pittifull as well as upseting !
Was a personalized invite that required an RSVP sent to our actuall address.
Wasnt just a general non addressed mailer/flyer that is seen all the time.
So's as we standin and chawin the fat with the purrty sales gal in the fancy new show place.
I happens to look at one of them sticky paper things on the front windbreaker of a really nice and "wow" shiny! brand new auotomobile.
Yas all know the ones ?
Yous can peel it off and dont have to siphon any petrol out of the roe toe tiller so as to get the sticky glue stuff off the glass!
So's Im lookin at this label and it says 14.3 litre per 100 kilometeres
Then a slash (/) 20 miles per gallon.
Im thinkin its one of them kinda conversion things.
Like when you buy a hog by the pound but yas know that yours gonna have to throw some of it away ??????? Can only eat so much pig soup ya know :histeric:
So I ask her whats with the 14.3 litre per 100 kilometeres equalling 20 milles per gallon.
She says, "Its a sports car with a turbo. Its preety nice".
Think it had some alfabatized letters on it. Might have been somethin like SRX.
Was thinkin if it had an O and a T then I could sues them for namin it after cus roloxs boy .
Anyways....
I asked her whats wrong with the conversion.
I till her that my display is showing 17.1 literes per 100 kilometeres.
When I press the conversion button and it shows 20 miles per gallon.
She then repeats what Ive already said, she says
"Thats the conversion".
I say
"Thats what I said. Its off".
She then says
"Well thats highway".
I say
"That doesnt matter. Conversion is conversion. Why does the stickers conversion not correspond with the conversion in my car" ?
She then looks at me with these big doe eyes, and the first thing I thought was, where is cus roloxs.
He hunts like that.
Pulls out the big spot lights.
Stops them in there tracks all stunned and confused
Then fires
LOL :histeric:
She didnt have an answer.
Didnt have a clue what to say.
All I wanted to know was if there was a problem with my cars conversion, or a problem with the conversion on the sticker.
3 litres per 100 kilometers makes a big difference when converting to miles per gallon.
But then again.
Maybe it was the Europen gallon converted into the North American gallon then converted into the Asian litre converted back to the Nort American litre to reflect the difference in the Imperial gallon ?????????????????
What the hell was that ??????
Seriously though
Whats 20 miles per gallon ?
How many litres per 100 kilometeres ?
3 litres is a big difference
And how the testing is done doesnt make a rats ass of a difference.
Conversion is conversion.
Is there some kinda missrepresentation going on there ?