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Same here! Those BMW drivers seem to be the most arrogant drivers, so that makes the kill even more rewarding!
 

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Ah.. yes I love Slaying 3-series.. unless its a M3
 

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BMW drivers are so hilarious, they have this pompous look on all their faces when they're driving their cars... Last night I was at a pub for a drink and some dinner with a buddy (he drives a 330ci), as we were leaving he yells across the parking lot while he was backing out of his spot "I see you washed the Pontiac, or whatever that thing is!!", AND BANG!!! He over steered and clipped his front end on the side of a pickup truck!! I drove by, undid my window and asked him if he wanted me to call a tow truck to haul that dented up POS to the dump :)
 

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BMW drivers are so hilarious, they have this pompous look on all their faces when they're driving their cars... Last night I was at a pub for a drink and some dinner with a buddy (he drives a 330ci), as we were leaving he yells across the parking lot while he was backing out of his spot "I see you washed the Pontiac, or whatever that thing is!!", AND BANG!!! He over steered and clipped his front end on the side of a pickup truck!! I drove by, undid my window and asked him if he wanted me to call a tow truck to haul that dented up POS to the dump :)
:histeric:love it...
 

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A junior attorney in my litigation team who in nextdoor to my office is picking up a 330 i today. He's new in the office and overheard me and another attorney talking about my latest mod...so he asked me what kind of car I drive, so I said a CTS..he was like, "oh....o.k".....Just for that remark, I'm sending him on a depo in freaking Barstow. ...in the middle of summer...and give him all the sh*tty assignments from now on...lol
 

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haute_heir said:
BMW drivers are so hilarious, they have this pompous look on all their faces when they're driving their cars... Last night I was at a pub for a drink and some dinner with a buddy (he drives a 330ci), as we were leaving he yells across the parking lot while he was backing out of his spot "I see you washed the Pontiac, or whatever that thing is!!", AND BANG!!! He over steered and clipped his front end on the side of a pickup truck!! I drove by, undid my window and asked him if he wanted me to call a tow truck to haul that dented up POS to the dump :)
I love it when this happens!:histeric:
 

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haute_heir said:
BMW drivers are so hilarious, they have this pompous look on all their faces when they're driving their cars... Last night I was at a pub for a drink and some dinner with a buddy (he drives a 330ci), as we were leaving he yells across the parking lot while he was backing out of his spot "I see you washed the Pontiac, or whatever that thing is!!", AND BANG!!! He over steered and clipped his front end on the side of a pickup truck!! I drove by, undid my window and asked him if he wanted me to call a tow truck to haul that dented up POS to the dump :)
I love stories with happy ending.:thumbsup:
 

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Congrat's on the kill!

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A junior attorney in my litigation team who in nextdoor to my office is picking up a 330 i today. He's new in the office and overheard me and another attorney talking about my latest mod...so he asked me what kind of car I drive, so I said a CTS..he was like, "oh....o.k".....Just for that remark, I'm sending him on a depo in freaking Barstow. ...in the middle of summer...and give him all the sh*tty assignments from now on...lol
LOL...classic
 

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Thats funny, I never can get them to engage in a little fun.... 3's or 5's. Seemd like only G35 owners around here want to engage. Must be the demographic??
 

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Thats funny, I never can get them to engage in a little fun.... 3's or 5's. Seemd like only G35 owners around here want to engage. Must be the demographic??
Nah, I get that around here too except for the 330ci. The coupes always want to play.

A good way to get a BMW driver on the go, is to pass him fairly briskly and not make eye contact, as if you were just driving fast normally like you own the road. This gets their panties in a not, because they think THEY own the road. Along with Hemi Ram owners :)

Be careful racing BMW's tho, if you mind losing. 330i's are no slouch, and a 330ci with an auto will hand any CTS (-v) it's ass.
 

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pjohnesq said:
A junior attorney in my litigation team who in nextdoor to my office is picking up a 330 i today. He's new in the office and overheard me and another attorney talking about my latest mod...so he asked me what kind of car I drive, so I said a CTS..he was like, "oh....o.k".....Just for that remark, I'm sending him on a depo in freaking Barstow. ...in the middle of summer...and give him all the sh*tty assignments from now on...lol
You should have asked him why he bought the one style of BMW's that has BMW lovers rolling in their beds and graves.
You couldn't pay me enough to buy a new 3-series. Now, the last gen, have mercy!

I wouldn't race this guy unless he has a stick. He'll take ya.
Before you send him on trips, tell him to enjoy his 'best in class MPG' becuase he's gonna need it for the Caddy comment. :)
 

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You should have asked him why he bought the one style of BMW's that has BMW lovers rolling in their beds and graves.
You couldn't pay me enough to buy a new 3-series. Now, the last gen, have mercy!

I wouldn't race this guy unless he has a stick. He'll take ya.
Before you send him on trips, tell him to enjoy his 'best in class MPG' becuase he's gonna need it for the Caddy comment. :)
You should tell him that the new 3-series is too feminine...same with all their new line-up. The e46's were good looking, but e30's and 36's were by far my favorite generations.

And yes, a manual 330i or ci will hand a CTS its ass...but it's a fun race for those who want to try.
 

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I think GM could learn from BMW how to squize so much HP out of an engine. They get way more power out of that 3.0 than GM get's out of the 3.2. Without turbo...
 

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HAHAHA, I had a friend from Holland visiting California. She rented a Lexus and went to a party. She ended up drunk driving (bad bad bad!). She missed an exit on the freeway and went over the shoulder to get on it. She hit a metal pole that broke off, but tore the bottom of the car, including the fuel lines.
She got out ok, and could witness the car burning down to scrap metal and coal!
She never got the full insurance coverage for that, so she still owes that rental company a sh1t load of money. She just decided never to visit California again...
 

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Another BMW story:
A friend of mine had a 530 turbo diesel. On the freeway it started dieseling out of control. He parked the car on the emergency lane as he watched the smoke getting thicker and thicker coming from the howling BMW. It burnt out too...
 
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