A few days ago I used the wrong cleaner on my shower. My tub now has blue drip stains from where I applied it. I can't even scrub it off. I have guests arriving in a week.
I filled the tub and mixed in three gallons of chlorine bleach and let it soak. It worked a little bit. My tub looks like its bleeding blue blood.
I heard it as:
There was an old hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
When told "there's no class
In screwing dead ass"
He said "Think of the money I save."