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THE FBI TEST......



> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men
and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
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> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."
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> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take you wife and go home."
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> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
 

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Great stuff!
 

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Ralph said:
S&M??? What's that? "Smooth and mature??" Yup, don't worry, I got that covered.....:D :thumbsup:
Yeah.....that's what it is.....................................:yup:
 

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CTS-VETTE 550HP said:
freak'n hilarious
Which part? That Ralph got his @$$ kicked? Or that Ralph got his @$$ kicked and LIKED IT!!! :shhh: he's into that freaky stuff :yup: :histeric:
 
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