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OK, I'm making this post to prove a point.

I had a great day at work, made about $3500 in commission and am #1 in sales at my company by a long shot. Now... my girlfriend (who normally is nice) accused me of looking at porn at work. I guess she knew I looked at this thread on www.cadillacforums.com. Don't ask me how she knew but she knew...

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59753 (the hide the remote joke thread, its pretty funny)

I didn't even post in the damn thread, just viewed it. So, I would like responses from y'all please with a simple Yes or No, and maybe speak on it if you wish but I'm most interested in the yes/no.

Is this porn? (in the thread)
And is she being a psychotic for threatening to break up with me because I clicked on this thread

I can't wait to tally the votes....
 

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Yes it is technically pornography, but it has an exception because the title of the thread did not warn one of the "explict content", and you weren't looking at it because of the hot girl in a thong, you were looking at it because it was a new post on Cadillac Forums.

Yes, she is psychotic for threatening to break up with you because you viewed this thread for reasons above and more IMHO
 

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Playdrv4me said:
If you can see it from any page on this forum, it aint pr0n. Let me tell you... I know pr0n... that aint pr0n.
i'll take that as a yes.

3 for me
0 for her

IMO it was nothing but a funny man joke.... harmless, but... yeah, you know. Even funnier because it surprised me when i clicked on the thread.
 

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She will get over it if she loves and cares about you. She might have just had a bad day. Try to make it up to her if you can, even though its not your fault.
 

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Yes she is being psychotic if she thinks that is porn. She is checking your internet history to see where you are surfing on the internet. There is more to this then that pic. She sounds like she has some trust issues with you.. I don't know either one of you so please take my opinion as just a opinion.
 

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ok tonight , i want you to go and download pics of the tijuana donkey show onto your computer , then get pics of girls and horses and any other sick shit you can find ....then upload pics of yourself to the computer ...then photoshop her head onto richard simmon's body and label it "my dream girl" ....

you also need to download pics of girls bathrooms ,used undies ....

get sick with it man ....give her what shes looking for ....then kick her to the curb and call the guys with the stright jackets ....but please , have some fun with this before you give her cab fare ....you owe it to yourself
 

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Is my girlfriend being a Psycho?


Yes.



I hope she reads this. You need to get away from her unless she really knows how to...

Never mind. You know what I mean.
 

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Stoneage_Caddy said:
ok tonight , i want you to go and download pics of the tijuana donkey show onto your computer
hahahahahahahaha! :histeric: love it! :thumbsup:
 

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By the way, do the following every time you log out:

Tools-->Internet Options-->Clear History

You might even want to delete files and cookies too if you think she's really good at tracking you.
 

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If you break up with her, it might get real scary, like she writes your name on every square inch of her bedroom walls, or she taps your phone line, or maybe she'll start taking your mail or trash your car or something like that.

But I do not know you guys, so take my advice worth a grain of sand. And I am over exaggerating a bit
 

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When I kicked this last girl out of my apartment, I have been accused of saying one of the best breakup lines ever as she was getting ready to walk out by a couple of friends...

"...Hey, theres some dirty dishes there still..."

lol.
 

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hahahaha put her in her place!
FACE!
 

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LOL ....i usualy never have to say anything to remove unwanted parasites liek that from my place ....i just stop talking to them ....after 3 days they get the idea .....once didnt and asked "whats wrong?" ....i looked up and said "Amazing , your still here"....then dumbass got the idea ....
 

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hahaha and you complain you can't get women.......
 
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