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10pm, Friday evening, and what did I just have to do? Drive down the driveway and chase off some three couples in seperate cars that were going at it. Its getting slightly annoying, our driveway is a back lane, then there is the actualy driveway near the house, and it has turned into somewhat of a lovers lane recently, its quite annoying, especially if we have guests and on the way out they have to drive past four Ford Escorts bobbing up and down on the side of the lane.

Need to do something about this, anyone had a problem like this or similar?

Im going to put up some gates.
 

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They do not have the right to privacy in a public place. I believe the webcam idea is a ringer!! :D
 

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Ive had that suggestion elsewhere too.

It istn a publice place, its private property, they are on MY LAND, which pisses me slightly, was thinking abotu going out with a pitchfork tied to a shotgun, farmer style:

"Gerrof Moi Laaaaand"
 

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Personally, I think the whole situation is hilarious. But, yea the webcam seems like a good idea, plus you make extra cash.
 

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Oh that is just hilarious....go for the webcam idea!!! Or you could get signs made LOL
 

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Oh that is just hilarious....go for the webcam idea!!! Or you could get signs made LOL
If you are getting liad please go elsewhere

NOTE: you are on Camera, wave :D
 

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I might do that, I may not even have to buy the cameras, because the lane is concealed by hedges either side, i have nothing to mount them on,t he nearest one is on the gates themselves, and theyre about 1/4 of a mile away.
 

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You should just think up lots of ways to mess with them. Come out firing a gun into the air, put some signs up saying stuff like "warning, lovers will be shot", etc. Another really fun thing to do would be to plant spike strips where they usually park :)
 

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You should just think up lots of ways to mess with them. Come out firing a gun into the air, put some signs up saying stuff like "warning, lovers will be shot", etc. Another really fun thing to do would be to plant spike strips where they usually park :)
I wish I could come out with a bloody gun

Spike strpis seem ideal, but we have 1/3 of a mile of 3ft wide verge with lights on it ever 20 yards, they love to knock down my lights too.

I plan to buy an old pickup truck and drive along and hit every one of the cars. They should stop.

I could put an electric gate at the end of the drive, but its on a main road, and I dont fancy having to wait in traffic for my gates to open, the hedges on either side are high, like this:

 

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I LOVE THE PICKUP IDEA! It's your property! That would really teach 'em...and I like that the best because I've got a destructive mind, that and the spike strips...
 

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I agree with the webcam idea! It's your property so you can do what you want. You'd definately make some cash. Better yet, compile a video and sell it on those late night infomercials like the girls gone wild guys did. They made a fortune and so can you!
 

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The problem with the camera idea is that you will get the exhibitionists, they are the worst! You'll attract them with the signs about the cams!

This reminds me of one of the many jobs my Dad worked to get us by when I was a wee lad. He worked at the Drive In Theatre as a 'Necker-Checker'. He was very good at his job and he had a nack for timing. He'd wait till just the right moment and rap on the window interupting the two lovers just before they consumated their unbridaled lust for each other. Yep, there were quite a few frustrated couples on his watch. :eyebrow::banana:
 
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