[Stoneage_Caddy]

Ok , story time with stoney will be on a breif Vaykay , because i want to know how you married guys got your wife ....

howd you meet , whats the badass line you used , whats YOUR story ?

these are stometimes classic , like how sandy met his lady ....that was some cool shizzle

 

[addison_ii]

gotta run but will divulge full story tonight

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

wheres everyone going ? yall got a life or something ? damn , im stuck here .....wait stuck ? shit ive got 32 inches and mega watts of speaker power ....

 

[Ralph]

I know how this thread started, eh Stoney.

Ya, I want to hear Adison's line that worked too! We single guys need some pointers from time to time....

 

[Boombotz]

You know our story so I refuse to type it again.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

i see how it is ....if i remeber right , you had some jelous boyfreind so you kissed tom to spite him and the rest was history ?

 

[Boombotz]

i see how it is ....if i remeber right , you had some jelous boyfreind so you kissed tom to spite him and the rest was history ?

Pretty much. Not a boyfriend just a guy who wanted no commitment, and still wanted control(that was a fuc***g joke). Yhea the rest is history.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

looks like it worked out pretty well , cept for the hair .....

 

[Boombotz]

looks like it worked out pretty well , cept for the hair .....

That will grow back. Might take a little while to get it back to normal, but it will be back. What the hell was I thinking? To top it off I let her cut layers that is something I haven't had since I was like 10!!!! AGGGGGGHHHH! Don't get me started. I'm having a not so great night.

 

[Sandy]

CLIFFS NOTES VERSION

She came in looking to buy a car. I was the salesman. I sold her a car, and delivered it. I came with the car. End.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

why , long night with the baby ? or do you miss Amy ? oh wait thats me isnt it ?

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

CLIFFS NOTES VERSION

She came in looking to buy a car. I was the salesman. I sold her a car, and delivered it. I came with the car. End.

you sold her a peice of crap , you forgot that part ....it almost makes me want to be a salemen for a week , sling a catera to a cuite girl .....and get me a wife outta the deal ....

when i grow up i wanna be just liek you

 

[Boombotz]

Spoke to Amy a little while ago and she was delayed at the airport didn't get into NY untill 3:30 AM poor girl. Just got a lot on my mind and yhea the baby gave me a hard time this afternoon.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

mom used ot use a little jack dainels on me when i got out of line as a baby ....wonder why i drink so much .....

 

[Boombotz]

You know what I wouldn't give it to the baby but a shot for me sure cant hurt. I'll be back in 1 minute.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

one shot wont do nothin , go get another ....

 

[Jesda]

My mom and dad met in rural Thailand. He literally chased after her on a bicycle.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

My mom and dad met in rural Thailand. He literally chased after her on a bicycle.

whoa , thats badass right there ....i guess he could pedal pretty damned quick then eh ?

 

[Boombotz]

OK, this is what I got. I had to climb on a chair so I had to get it all at once. I haven't had a shot in ages usually mixed drinks. I have those little shot bottles and my choices are Absolut citron or mandrin and a southern comfort. Which one should I do first.Remember this is not to get drunk because I have to be on my toes in case of an emergency just something to pull the edge off.

 

[Stoneage_Caddy]

2 shots call it a night , then again your a little thing , one might work for you .....