HAHA You HAVE to read this craigslist CTS-V listing!!

0-60 in 3 seconds! Without an SC that I could see and just under 550hp.
18k miles for 45k.:bigroll:
"How, in the hell, did we get ourselves here?" as an old boss used to say.

Wow, that ad is wrong on so many levels.

"The car has never been drag raced except to stomp a Jap car in the ground."


If he has 550hp with those mods, I must have 600hp! And hit 60 in 2.7. And there is no race tire in existence in 245/45. As much as I liked my Dunlops, they were not race tires. Who's gonna call this tool?

no comment

just sad

That car looks pretty good lowered like that. The engine has obviously been modified judging by the lack of engine cover.

It's missing stuff under the hood! WTF!

thebigjimsho said:

Who's gonna call this tool?

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I would normally jump at this question but I have so much work to do! If I get done earlier that I think, then I'll call and see what the story is! I read the ad and OMG! :histeric: He is completely lost!

...and he is missing the strut brace 'roadracer'! WTF is right!

I'm about to leave work, move into my new place then I'm calling him! I wish I still lived in Vegas, i'd set up a meeting just so I could feel 0-60 in 3 seconds! IDIOT!

Someone send that guy some Simple Green and a hose for his engine bay (and the missing parts).

Why would he have a new fuel pump w/ those mods?

0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

CTS2NV said:

0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

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Doesn't yours? I though all of ours did! :histeric:
I haven't heard of anyone other than GM pulling a 4.6...and if those mods will get me 550hp, sign me up! :cookoo:

IDIOT

That is funny.

He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp? How did he do that? If he upgraded the heads/cam, he surely would have mentioned that, wouldn't he?

And to 60 in 3 seconds? How much crack is this guy on? A Z06 won't hit 60 in 3.0 seconds...

Luna. said:

He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp?

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he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

The guy's on whacky-tobacky. :thepan:

CTS (V) said:

he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

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:histeric:

i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'

sad thing is some dude's gonna buy this and then be pissed when he gets run...

b

Hilarious!

barry007 said:

i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'

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Not sure if I believe it. I wanna see a timeslip...

:highfive:

hahhahahahhahahhaha.

This guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.

T