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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road
when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.
"One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqi's!!

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best
soldiers over the dune, where upon a gun battle breaks
and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is
better than one hundred Iraqi's!!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100
troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight
commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States
Marine is better than one thousand Iraqi's!!!!!!!

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand
fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons,
rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is
fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over
the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of
them!"


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Tariq Aziz called a meeting this morning of the eight Saddam Hussein body doubles.

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Saddam is still alive, and you all still have jobs!"

"The bad news is that he's lost an arm."
 

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Thats great!
 
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