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This afternoon I was doing a bit of cleaning and stumbled upon an old storage box filled with clothes that don't fit anymore, but noticed something interesting. In a little corner was a black thong and a lace bra. Now, I'm a man so evidently they're not mine and I live alone too. This has gotten me a bit curious as to who left their bra and thong in a box with my stuff. The rest of it is about one year old, so I'm trying to firgure out whose it could be. Very curious...
 

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SpeedyArizona said:
This afternoon I was doing a bit of cleaning and stumbled upon an old storage box filled with clothes that don't fit anymore, but noticed something interesting. In a little corner was a black thong and a lace bra. Now, I'm a man so evidently they're not mine and I live alone too. This has gotten me a bit curious as to who left their bra and thong in a box with my stuff. The rest of it is about one year old, so I'm trying to firgure out whose it could be. Very curious...
must be doing something right

May i Sugest the Cinderella Approach :

Take said bra and thong out to the mall , approach every hot woman with said items and ask her "im looking for my soulmate , she left these after the ball , i must find her , can you try them on for me so i can see how they fit you?"

let me know how this works out for you ...

One girlfreind i had left her thong , with "winne the poo" charcters on it in my car ......it became my new rear view mirror hanging thing ......those were the days ......
 

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Ya sure they're not mine? A seven footer in a thong is a SIGHT to behold, for sure!
 

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OK OK, since I am the only female responding to this....they are mine. They are yours to keep though, enjoy!
Well thanks B ;)! This has puzzled me though, I'm trying to rethink every little incident the past year that these "garments" could've fallen into a box with my old clothes.
 

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Hopefully it isn't my wife's bra and thong.
She hasn't mentioned anything about Arizona, but this could be why..
Hahaha:histeric: ! So she was the nude groupie in my jacuzzi tub when I came home last weekend:canttalk: ...
 

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Maybe they're yours from an old hobby you used to have and you've blocked it from your memory....
I have never gone skinny dipping, worn a thong, or eaten sushi...and never plan to!

I wish they were B's, then I could sell 'em on EBAY for a tidy sum :D.
 

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Or they just ended up in your laundry, because they were left in the laundry machine... not so exciting possibility aigh?
 
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