[powerglide]

The Detroit News reported Thursday that management at the company's Michigan Truck plant in Wayne, Mich., issued a memo in which it said too many of the factory's 3,500 hourly workers are spending more than the 48 minutes allotted per shift to use the bathroom.
The extra-long breaks are slowing production of the Ford Expedition and Lincoln Navigator sport utility vehicles that are built there, the company said.
"In today's competitive environment, it is important.
http://money.cnn.com/2005/10/27/news/fortune500/ford_bathroom_breaks/index.htm?cnn=yes

 

[mccombie_5]

LMAO

That shouldnt be funny....but....

LMAO

:histeric:

 

[powerglide]

"Oh I am so sorry Mister Slipper Chunks, you have exceeded your daily bathroom break allocation. Please go back to your station."

***baaarf***

 

[mccombie_5]

"Oh I am so sorry Mister Slipper Chunks, you have exceeded your daily bathroom break allocation. Please go back to your station."

***baaarf***

:rofl:

:histeric:

He'll get ye for that

another cirucs monkey blitz

 

[90Brougham350]

If I worked for Ford, I'd spend 4 hours a day in the john reading Chevy magazines, 2 hours on smoke breaks enjoying the weather, and the last 2 hours making fun of the "Ford Family Plan."

 

[RobertCTS]

Story in CNN some years back about a Mexican sweat shops. Employees were not allowed toilet breaks except at lunch. Many of them wore "Depends" and changed them at lunch break! Couldn't live like that!

 

[powerglide]

Story in CNN some years back about a Mexican sweat shops. Employees were not allowed toilet breaks except at lunch. Many of them wore "Depends" and changed them at lunch break! Couldn't live like that!

Thats horrible!

....they should at least be using Angel Fluff brand diapers!


j/k

Thats is really sad.

 

[RobertCTS]

Thats horrible!

....they should at least be using Angel Fluff brand diapers!


j/k

Thats is really sad.

Being Stupid at times..I've seen J/K used several times. What does it mean?:hmm:

 

[powerglide]

I use it to mean just kidding.

 

[Jesda]

All factory workers will now be required to keep a bucket next to their workstation.

 

[AlBundy]

Well for you future Navigator, Expedition owners if you don't get that new car smell Ford solved the bathroom break problem.

 

[AlBundy]

Double Post. Sorry.

 

[Playdrv4me]

Whats next? Colostomy bags they can empty after their shift ends?

 

[mccombie_5]

LOL they are only allowed up to 5 mintues per toilet break at the Nissan plant in Washington, UK.

 

[terrible one]

LOL they are only allowed up to 5 mintues per toilet break at the Nissan plant in Washington, UK.

Better drop the load quick!

 

[addison_ii]

All factory workers will now be required to keep a bucket next to their workstation.

Or they'll build an integrated toilet system into the workstations(see toilet thread)

 

[HotRodSaint]

So does this mean that working at Ford makes people want to puke? :vomit: