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Maybe someone created a thread like this before, but I guess I didn't see it. What are your favorite quotes?

A few of mine are:

"A fool and his money are soon parted"

"Git-R-Done" (stupid but yet is the answer to every question)

"A group is only as strong as its weakest player"

"You just gave an answer to a question nobody asked"
 

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Mine is on my avatar. :)
 

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Well since you asked,

This is from Family Guy.

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
 

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From Anchorman:

"Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
-Ron Burgundy

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?"
-Brick
 

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"Knock it off or he'll take you to his death fortress in Venus City"
Don't know who I was talking about or how many beers had passed

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions"

"People will always make time and money for things that are important to them"
 

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And from one of the funniest movies of the '70s, Blazing Saddles!

(pardon the racism, i dont mean to offend anyone)

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to death]
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

Olson Johnson: All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.

"Come on boys...the way your lollygagging around here with them picks and them shovels,you'd think it was 120 degrees..... Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!!!
(then a chinese railroad worker drops from the heat exhaustion)
Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job!!!"
 

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Worring is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do but dosen't get you anywhere. Right that down.----Van Wilder
You can't treat every situation as life and death, cause you'll die alot of times.----Van Wilder
Dave Chappelle Show---Samuel Jackson beer skit
It's my beer! It'll get you drunk! You'll be f'n fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ***** or two! UMMM UM! No I can't stop yelling this is how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies!

IT's not speed that kills it's tring to stop.----unknown

Yes I hope they die and I hope they burn in hell!----Samuel L Jackson
 

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Jessie: "Dude, where's my car?"
Chester: "Where's your car, dude?"
-Dude Where's my Car
 

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"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

~Just watched this one again today...it was great!
 

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From my Cousin Vinny;

Lisa: "Well I hate to bring it up, but we agreed to get married after you won your first case. Meanwhile ten years later, my niece, the daughter of my sister is gettin' married! My biological clock is tickin' like this! (Stomps foot three times) and at this rate I ain't never gettin' married!"

Vinny: "Lisa I don't need this.... I swear to God, I do not need this right now...... I got a judge that's just achin' to throw me in jail. An IDIOT who wants to fight me for $200. Slaughtered pigs! Giant loud whistles! I ain't slept in five days! I got no money! A dress code problem! And, not to mention, a little murder case that happens to hold, in the balance the lives of two innocent kids! Your (Mockingly stomps foot three times) 'biological clock!' My career! Our marriage! AND LEMME SEE! IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT, THAT WE CAN PILE ON, TO THE TOP, OF THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE?!?!?! IS IT POSSIBLE?!?!!?"

Lisa: "Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up...."
 
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