That was exactly what my last bust was for! Wearing saran wrap and only saran wrap in public, at the Caddy dealership. But then as I squeaked out of the new Solstice's driver's seat, I caught sight of Rhonda, and needless to say, my saran wrap Halloween costume, soon became torn. Then, wouldn't you know it, those ****ing Caddy dealers tackled me to the floor yelling "Pervert! Protect our womenfolk!" It would've been better if I'd keyed a DTS than smiled at their receptionist. Caddy dealers. Swine. So, off to jail. Again.:ill:DeVillish said:
A waste of your money. I'll only go back to the dealership and re-offend. As I argued to the judge (against the advice of my attorney), I got just as many compliments about my saran wrap as angry protests from mothers. In fact, more than a few mothers offered me rides in their Navigators. So now I'm planning on a getting a bumper sticker "Honk If I Look Hot in Saran Wrap". This can over top of my "Honk If My Cimmaron Looks Cool" sticker. (Which replaced my "Vote Nader in 2000" sticker I had on my Corvair).DeVillish said:
I used to, but my girlfriend found it uncomfortable. But hey, you've given me another great idea to use with Rhonda! Maybe I'll show up outside the dealership with a sleigh, and then say while holding the reins, "Santa's waiting for you Rudolph! Time to hitch you up, babe!" Ho-ho-ho.:hrazz:DeVillish said:
