Don't eat that!!

Dude...I tried that shiznit once...its really not all that bad...if you're a bottle of Beam gone and can't see what the hell is cooking on the stove...we fried it up, just for $h*ts and giggles, and were so gone we didn't think to clean it up afterwards, so in the morning, there was a hunk of food product stuck to the counter where we had spilled it...It turns to cement overnight...

Scroll down to vol. 5. LMAO!!!

Thats friggin hilarious!

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I like this quote from volume five :histeric: : "I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

That was the part I laughed at the loudest.

At work.

freshly-pumped wife juice

this guys sure has a way with words!

HAHAHA...I didn't read that far down...I MUST do that tonight after work! Read more, that is...

This guy is freaking hilarious. Here are some more excerpts:

All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a ****ing dick.

Basically, if you move it back and forth enough, you're left with a gross, sticky mess. (Hey, natto and I have at least one thing in common!) And now that I think about it, that's exactly what it looks like the pranksters back at Shirakiku did into my beans. You guuuys!

Ive eaten some shit in my time but that is awful!

Natto is an acquired taste for sure.....BUT I LOVE IT!
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That prison wine stuff was hilarious too.....it was some of the funniest sh1t I've read in a while.

powerglide said:

Natto is an acquired taste for sure.....BUT I LOVE IT!
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That prison wine stuff was hilarious too.....it was some of the funniest sh1t I've read in a while.

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LOL, in all honesty, i can say i would NEVER eat any of the foodstuffs he ate there

mccombie_5 said:

LOL, in all honesty, i can say i would NEVER eat any of the foodstuffs he ate there

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Really? Not even 'freshly squeezed wife juice"?

Its been over 13 years since my wife had that on tap!

And, no. The thought makes me.........want to cry

Apaarently it tastes like Yoohoo (they have that over there...if not you are not missing anything).....no thanx!

We dont get it here...