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I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.
Ahhh, what prose! Steve has a gift with words!
 

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I've been a reader of his blog for a while now. As far as his descriptive prose, I've always been fond of this gem:

Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's ass.hole.
That phrase was added to my personal Lexicon about 2 years ago. Brilliant stuff.
 
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