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So what's the best thing to clog your arteries with? I've finally experienced all three (see other thread) and I can honestly say that the Monster Thickburger is the best, because it seems like it's made using the most quality ingredients and care...for example, they stack their meat, cheese and bacon onto the bun neatly, whereas the Baconator and Stacker are usually just jumbled together and thrown in the wrapper. But, the M-T is too much for me to finish in one sitting...I had to eat the first half at lunch, go back to my friends house, make room, take a nap and start on it again a few hours later. Maybe I couldn't eat it all at one sitting because it is in fact too big, or maybe it's because of the two Grande Quesadillas I had at Taco Bell the night before? Anyways, this Monster Thickburger was a lunch-dinner combo and I didn't even get the fries! I can eat the Baconator and medium fry combo in one sitting, but it's sloppier and somewhat cheaper. The Stacker is last because of that nasty sauce they use on those, and it seems like BK's beef patties are much thinner.

So yeah, Monster Thickburger.
 

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C'mon Chad... Who introduced you to the Monster Thickburger?!? Let's give credit where credit is due!

Your welcome :thumbsup:
 

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Thank you. But I must say, if this gives me some sort of a heart issue, I'm suing you. :D
 

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I'm with you on the thick burger. I don't think there's a better burger than a grilled sourdough, no tomatoes, extra onions. Of course, the Monster Burger is fantastic after a night of heavy drinking, that grease soaks up the booze like a mop!
 

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My heart/upper chest hurts and it seems like my arteries and veins are contracting.

I think I'm gonna have somethin' light for dinner....like a Ramen!
 

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By using the :D releases the good username of "TaVern" of ALL liability, monetary and otherwise, of ill-advised advice of consumption of hear-attack inducing indulgance. Furthermore, "TaVern" exercises any and all legal rights from further consumption of "delicious meaty goodness" and is thereby exempt from future civil liability.

Personal note from "TaVern":

Lawyers :helpless: :alchi:
 

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Is that the Hardee's/Carl Jr's franchises? Great burgers! Like them better than In N Out.


And even though White Castle is a monster rip-off, I just get that craving...
 

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No offence to you guys, but that makes me sick just reading that.

Thats one thing I will never understand, the lure of fast food burgers.


Foot-long subs and a protein shake, thats what gets me going!

That being said, I-Luv, you should totally have you vanity plate read "Bacon8r" Random and unique, love it!
 

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Haha, thanks! I think it would be so funny to see a plate with the name of a cheeseburger on a very stately car such as a wedge style S-Class.
 

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you had to go to your friends house "to make room"???? Some friend.........


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I was out of town and I was hanging out at his place, so there.
 

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No offence to you guys, but that makes me sick just reading that.

Thats one thing I will never understand, the lure of fast food burgers.


Foot-long subs and a protein shake, thats what gets me going!

That being said, I-Luv, you should totally have you vanity plate read "Bacon8r" Random and unique, love it!
Yeah, if I'm gonna gorge like that I'd rather go out and pick up an italian sub with dressings and red peppers. One of those that don't close all the way.

Oh and **** Quiznos and Subway, I'm talking from a deli or a pizzaria. REAL italian food. After one of those, I don't eat for a while and I actually feel good inside, not like I just bobbed for bacon......
 

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I had Quizno's yesterday, I used to love going there, now it's just kinda like "ehhhh, I guess I'll have Quiznos...". Their quality has really dropped lately.
 
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