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If you're like me and enjoy laughing at the vanity of self proclaimed successes, you MUST read this guy's blog. It's like the perfect train wreck of narcissism, ego and douchebaggery.

-Popped shirt collar? Check.
-Goofy Zoolander facial expression? Check.
-Tan-in-a-bottle? Check.
-Astoundingly high opinion of himself? Oh yeah.

Be sure to notice his constant references to "when" he eventually stars in a major motion picture (which he seems to think is a foregone conclusion), and also check out his "Scale" where he ranks celebrity women, as if any of them would actually sleep with this 'nozzle.

Hilarious.
 

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I got angry just reading that. I didn't go past the first paragraph. :mad:
 

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The funny thing is I know some guys like that, ugh they disgust me. But honestly, that is how some male models are, makes me want to kick them in the gonads multiple times with my stilettos on.
 

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Drop this guy off in front of my school after 6pm. See if he still feels like super man the next morning. :devil:
 

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Drop this guy off in front of my school after 6pm. See if he still feels like super man the next morning. :devil:
Hahaha now that would be a sight to see. Maybe have a couple guys rough him up a bit :D
 

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Not to mention that my school is in Chicago's absolutely worst neighborhood :histeric::histeric::histeric:
 

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This guy seems like the kinda guy who would throw a weekly bukkake party.


Yeah, you're not gonna wanna google that.
 

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This guy isn't as vain as Jesda. No sir. :lildevil: :sneaky:
 

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This guy is obviously Gay and is either travelling under a false flag or doesn't want to admit it to himself. Such hatred of women! Also if he is so confident of his overwelming marketability as a model/actore what's he doing in a acting/modelling backwater like Philadelphia? Why isn't he flogging his wares in NYC or LA? I think it will be a long wait for this guy ....... but he might try male porno flicks if he's well enough endowed!
 

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Bet 'ya that he owns / drives a beemer !
Sadly, you are probably right.... and my guess would be M3.

The cars are serious driving machines, some of, if not the best built in their class..... but the reputation that goes along with them is right in line with the above.

Perhaps thats also the appeal of the classics to me, d-bag sticks with the newer and gearhead gets phased in.

I'm having a hard time finding it, but there is a funny Top Gear episode where Clarkson is reviewing an M3 and dresses up as a "proper" M3 driver.
 

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+1 on the Philadelphia note. If you're somehow going to be a "big Hollywood actor," maybe you should move to, ahem, Hollywood. Have fun waiting tables, in the meantime.

And his rating of women is ridiculous. Six or below means you shouldn't even be a friend to someone? That's more shallow than a leaking kiddie pool...
 
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