I have been trying to get my 05 smog tested and registered since August ! First it was dirty battery terminals making too low voltage, so I cleaned them up and BAM 14.5 volts on the guage. Went to Smog test station, NOT Ready, need to complete drive cycle. Start drive cycle, get halfway through, Altrnator voltage dissapears! Disconnect battery, get a replacement alternator, attempt drive cycle again. Check Engine Light halfway through process. Drive straight home and whip out Launch scan tool to see codes. Catalytic Converter issues. (Had them before in 2015 ran 2 gallons laquer thinner through tank at high rpm and goosing it hard for 3/4 of a tank of fuel/ approx 150 miles, and it worked). Tried the laquer thinner again and the light stayed on past the next day so since I har a Pair of aftermarket Ebay cats on the shelf leftover from 2017 I decided to just jump to it and swap them out. One was defective and stripped out my oO2 sensor threads because of a small weld blob inside the bung. (Pissed me off) Bought replacement O2, waited for SIXTEEN days for original seller of the Catalytic Converters to send me a replacement, Tags expired, One time only 30 day registration Expired the day after it finally arrived! (Really Pissed Now).
Bolted the driver side Cat in there and accidentally touched starter wire with ratchet handle when it slipped and it sparked (Got a REALLY bad feeling right then), discovered the passenger side Cat was also defective as it was 3 inches too short and bent the wrong direction. Original seller STOPS answering messages and ignores me (What a Canadian PUKE at TheExhaustShop on Ebay) So hunt down a bargain on some Chinese Cats at TWG and get TWO Pairs just because. .... (that when arrived appear too small.to last for very long at 95% efficiency) I get Cats all bolted up and go to start it to see if any exhaust leaks and dash lights up like christmas tree, temp/fual guages Not Working, No crank/No start, Key stuck in ignition !! (Yeah, I really NEED THIS right now, don't I???)
Fetch codes, didn't write them down, .. Tried removing fuses trick to reset ECM and Anti-Theft. Everything still the same except Now the security light goes OFF so I can't do the ignition switch relearn tactic that takes 10 to 30 minutesw AND tried to get those codes written down but NOW No Communication with scantool ?? WTF???
I am old and disabled, got the car from Sister in 2015, can't afford to throw $1,000 at an assh*le GM KNOWN ISSUE !! I hae just about had it with this recent chain reaction of total crap and now I am leaning towards watching this car go through the crusher with a SMILE !!!