Update! (With Pictures)
Water Pump Belt11.jpg
Red Arrow / Wire Hanger is pointing to the pulley on the tensioner that is completely busted.
Blue arrow is pointing to the 'diddly doo' I referred to earlier, the bushing in the top section is half gone.
Surge tank line2.jpg
Red Arrow: I can feel slight vacuuming with the car running, doesn't seem like it would be very efficient, quite low.
Blue Arrow: Nothing is coming out of that hole with the car running, hose gone, I hanger'd both and the tube is clear.
PS: Sadly, I dropped the effing clip, it slid off the hose when I was twisting the other end off and it didn't land on the ground, and I can't see it.
I think I am just going to take apart everything in picture 1 and see if I can't find the waterpump housing before I go out and get all the stuff to do the repairs myself.
Bonus Pic: My Neighbor's Eldorado