Finally Been Done Cadillac Obd-2 N* Pcm Programmer!!!

CadillacSTS2003 · #1 (**permalink**) 09-07-06, 09:23 PM

Ok guys guess what its been done found hacked and gained. HP gains with an exhaust, tb and mass air flow sensor is around 40 hp. 0-60 times went from 6.5 to 5.6 no bullshit. It aint cheap though 900 bucks and its the only one built. I know what your saying bullshit right well to anyone doubting that i will provide the email which i speak with their head of PCM modification. Im willing to send it to anyone who wants to connect it dl the software and gain the power for themselves too but id like to get a small fee for it being i took the hit of 9 hundred for it. Consider this to be like sending away your pcm for reprogramming only you dont have to have down time of your car. Anyone and everyone let me know about it asap!

AlBundy · #2 (**permalink**) 09-07-06, 10:02 PM

I take it we will be seeing some dyno's, time slips, video soon?

HITMONEY · #3 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 06:02 AM

When proof is verified, I will consider.

And I mean fully, beyond a shadow of a doubt verified.

Other than that, I will file this next to the turbonator, and I will sooner lop off my own penis with a rusty butter knife than to pay someone just to give me info on what may be bullshit. This site is about sharing information, not trying to profit from it.

Sorry, you can call me a skeptic, but never a dummy.

eldorado1 · #4 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CadillacETC1997

HP gains with an exhaust, tb and mass air flow sensor is around 40 hp....... Consider this to be like sending away your pcm for reprogramming only you dont have to have down time of your car.

I don't know what a larger MAF will gain you, but the exhaust and throttle body could be responsible for 30 of those HP.

Lets pretend all the gains are due to the reprogramming though. How do you do it without sending them your car? Do they email you a file that you take to your dealer?

dkozloski · #5 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 10:50 AM

I can't imagine a dealer that would reprogram your PCM with pirate software. It looks to me like you're going to have to buy yourself a TECH II with enough add-ons to do some programming. A mere $3000+.

CadillacSTS2003 · #6 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 10:56 AM

its a programmer it connects to your car uploads and changes everything. it is not adjustable heres some excerpts from my emails:

Basic reprogramming, timming,fuel mapping its one of a kind. only one made to my knowledge.

this was a one only module which attachs in line at the pcm, there are no adjustments, it controls timming, fuel mapping and shift point it does not change the top speed limit on the vehicle, stock 0-60 time was 6.7 with module,exhaust and air filter 5.85

There are no more modules made.

CadillacSTS2003 · #7 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 11:00 AM

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums...tml#post799194 (Finally Been Done Cadillac Obd-2 N* Pcm Programmer!!!)

cozmo1 · #8 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HITMONEY

When proof is verified, I will consider.

And I mean fully, beyond a shadow of a doubt verified.

Other than that, I will file this next to the turbonator, and I will sooner lop off my own penis with a rusty butter knife than to pay someone just to give me info on what may be bullshit. This site is about sharing information, not trying to profit from it.

Sorry, you can call me a skeptic, but never a dummy.

dkozloski · #9 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 12:22 PM

It sure sounds like a halucination to me. Let's have some pictures of this device. I smell hoax.

eldorado1 · #10 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CadillacETC1997

this was a one only module which attachs in line at the pcm, there are no adjustments, it controls timming, fuel mapping and shift point it does not change the top speed limit on the vehicle, stock 0-60 time was 6.7 with module,exhaust and air filter 5.85

Some pics would be good... I know they probably don't have them though.

Really, this sounds no different than any of the thousands of "resistor" chips on ebay, that fool the PCM into thinking it's 10 degrees outside.

Or does it let YOU control the timing/fuel/shift points? Can you change them with a laptop?

Mark Bunds · #11 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 09:51 PM

Troll-la-la-la-la

CadillacSTS2003 · #12 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 09:55 PM

^what?

Mark Bunds · #13 (**permalink**) 09-08-06, 10:07 PM

OMG! Forgive me, please, CadillacETC1997; I had two windows open and posted a comment to the wrong thread. Sometimes I get SO confused by these contraptions!