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    Davinci Code joke

    haha got this in my email.

    Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



    It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least
    three thousand years old!




    The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists
    from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge
    meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the
    markings.



    The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a
    woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also
    tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey,
    so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
    The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."



    Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
    if a famine hit the earth and food didn''t grow, they seek food from the
    sea.
    The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
    evidently Hebrews.

    The audience applauded enthusiastically.



    Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
    "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
    It says: ''Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.''"

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    Re: Davinci Code joke

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! I like that!

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    Re: Davinci Code joke

    lawlz

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    Re: Davinci Code joke

    I like it!

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    Re: Davinci Code joke

    Hilarious......lmfao.

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    Re: Davinci Code joke

    Hmmm, well since there are no obvious physical attributes showing on the last symbol to define it as a female, but simply showing the buttocks. How are you sure that is supposed to be defining a female ? ... .....

    Could be carvings from the He-Caveman women haters club.








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