Ok, my g/f is currently at wal-mart right now, getting wax for her best friend. Apparently her friend has a "literal" hair up her a**, and wants to take care of it. By getting an immediate Brazilian wax. My g/f is going to go perform this on her best friend. Now for those of you who don't know what a Brazilian Wax is.... It's everything... All the lawn where the sun don't shine, and in back, part the cheeks, and down the middle. My g/f is going to go do this for her best friend.... No, my girl does NOT do this for a living...
Now, I've got a best friend, and I'll do a lot for him... I'll dig a bullet out of him if he gets shot, suture him up if he gets stabbed, help move furniture, help move bodies... Hell, if the draft's ever reinstated and it looks like a messy war, he and I will pretend to be gay lovers, and kiss in front of the recruiter... But I don't think I could ever give him a brazilian.... Just the wax... and the hair... and the ripping... and the leather cheerio.... *curls into fetal position*
No way could I ever do that for a friend. That would be the time in there life that I would tell them to spend some of there hard earned cash and get it done professionally. :histeric:
Eww, that is gross. I consider myself a good friend. I spend like 6 hours helping to install a car audio system that a friend of mine is selling to another friend of mine. I made no money on the deal although I have since been offered some free booze, I mean yays (cause why would you boo alcohol?) But that's as far as I'll go. I would not wax anyone I know, or anyone I don't know. Besides the fact that it's gross, I don't think I could cause anyone such pain.
Now, I've got a best friend, and I'll do a lot for him... I'll dig a bullet out of him if he gets shot, suture him up if he gets stabbed, help move furniture, help move bodies... Hell, if the draft's ever reinstated and it looks like a messy war, he and I will pretend to be gay lovers, and kiss in front of the recruiter... But I don't think I could ever give him a brazilian.... Just the wax... and the hair... and the ripping... and the leather cheerio.... *curls into fetal position*
I dunno...that's one of those things that you could hold against him forever though... HAHAHA!!! YOU GOT A BRAZILIAN WAX AND I SPELLED "Aim here" IN YOUR ASS HAIR!!! with a big target... you could be creative! Hehehe...wow, yea, I think I'd have to pass on that one too.
Ok, my g/f is currently at wal-mart right now, getting wax for her best friend. Apparently her friend has a "literal" hair up her a**, and wants to take care of it. By getting an immediate Brazilian wax. My g/f is going to go perform this on her best friend. Now for those of you who don't know what a Brazilian Wax is.... It's everything... All the lawn where the sun don't shine, and in back, part the cheeks, and down the middle. My g/f is going to go do this for her best friend.... No, my girl does NOT do this for a living...
Oh, hell... I know I was drinking...must have been during my three days off in a row that I couldn't find the energy to get off the couch...oh well... ...it was nice
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