A construction worker signaled me over the the side of the road today to tell me I had run over someone's antenna and it was sticking out of my wheels.... I have curb feelers. What's the dumbest thing you've been "pulled over" for? :thehand:
The-Dullahan said:I have not been pulled over in...several years. Not since I was new to this whole "driving" thing.
However, as per strange things to get pulled over for, here is a list:
Looking too young to own my Father's Chevelle. No, I did not own it, but still, I was not doing anything wrong...I mean, REALLY?.
First off, nobody has a GOOD reason to be in New Jersey so it was a fair cop. Second, if you have a hermaphrodite sibling, why are we just now hearing about it?My Half-Brother was once pulled over in New Jersey (Living in Pennsylvania at the time) and my Mother got a phonecall around 2 AM, because the police stopped him and did not believe him that it was his car and that he had any reason to be in New Jersey.
NJ does have nice racing (drag & circle) facilities and he didn't say half brother/half sister.First off, nobody has a GOOD reason to be in New Jersey so it was a fair cop. Second, if you have a hermaphrodite sibling, why are we just now hearing about it?My Half-Brother was once pulled over in New Jersey
A friend of mine who's a cop got himself Into a bit of trouble chasing a wanted man down a back curvy rd he wasn't all to familiar with.Aron9000 said:So I will say every ticket in my 13 years of driving I did deserve. 4 or maybe 5 speeding tickets, two reckless driving, couple of "noise pollution" tickets. Secret is to not have them in the same year, so you just take the driver's ed course, no insurance rates going up.
Some of the more "fun" ones:
2:00am, turning onto the road I live off of in my old Camaro, completely sober. Did a crazy powerslide turning right, didn't see the cop sitting the vacant parking lot across the way. He stopped me and said "What the hell were you doing back there?" I replied, "Driving like a dumbass". Asked me where I was going, did I have anything to drink, ran my liscense, insurance, and registration. Comes back to the car a minute later and I quote you not. "Mr. Bays, quit being a dumbass and go home" He gave me my stuff back and followed me back to my apartment down the road about half a mile.
12:00am driving to a friend's house from work through downtown Brentwood in the Brougham. Zero traffic. They were paving the interstate so I took the alternate to avoid getting tar on my car. I knew better than to speed through Brentwood, the cops have nothing better to do than harass you. They clocked me doing 40 in what I thought was a 45mph zone, no other cars on the road. They light me up, told me the speed limit was actually 35mph on a 4 lane road through a typical suburban strip mall district. Ran my license, plate and saw I was stone sober. They were nice enough to let me off with a warning, still they held me up for a good 15 minutes for IMO no real reason.
Best one was once again 1:00am on rt 96 between Murfreesboro and Franklin. I did peel out at a stop sign in front of a gas station, then proceeded to drive 70-80mph on this two lane road for about 5 miles when I see some head lights behind me coming up FAST. I mean this cop must have been doing 80-100mph without his blues on, ie driving way more recklessly to catch me. I was in my Camaro again, and 70-80 was about as fast as I felt safe pushing it on this road, as it has quite a few curves that I slowed down for. I turned off onto a country backroad but he saw me turn and lit me up. Didn't give me a speeding ticket but did cite me for reckless for peeling out at the stoplight 5 miles back. I was just baffled that he actually caught up with me, as I had driven that road A LOT and never felt comfortable pushing it like that cop did to catch me.
Seems legitHoosier Daddy said:Do friends pull overs (or is it pulls over?) count?
I had a friend who was pulled over for speeding. But he was also drunk, so the Highway Patrolman arrested him. My friend had a holstered Ruger Super Blackhawk. The cop took it but was not familiar with that type of gun and couldn't figure out how to unload it (he kept trying to get the cylinder to swing out). So he handed the loaded .44 magnum back to the drunk he was arresting for him to unload it! Maybe he was out sick the day cop school taught: never give a loaded .44 to a drunk you are arresting.
edit: I wasn't in the car, so did not see this first hand.
Sometimes... "That's The Way It Is".thebigjimsho said:I got pulled over for singing Celine Dion in an animated fashion. True story.
'70 cars were a kick. My '79 Toronado had evolved past chimes and could tell jokes. I would ask it when is a door not a door? Then I'd pull on the handle and the car would answer "A door is a jar". Or at least that's what it sounded like.I didn't get pulled over, I was already parked! A LAPD patrol car pulled up behind and turned its' flashing light on. I was in the process of picking up a couple to make a weekend trip to Yosemite. The "76 Seville was maybe two weeks old at the time. The couple got a kick out of the Seville's chimes (I think it was the first car to have alarm chimes). My wife and I were sitting in the car laughing at the silliness of the chimes
lol!hoosier daddy said:second, if you have a hermaphrodite sibling, why are we just now hearing about it?
X2 lmao omfg I am now not going to sleep to easyMoistCabbage said:ROFLMAO! :histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric: