Just thought of a few of these this morning, and I thought it'd be fun to see what we come up with. So, here goes.
When hit, no matter what the speed or angle of impact, a vehicle will spontaneously explode.
The villains always want to take over the world or obtain large sums of money. In order to do so they usually take a hot woman hostage.
Although there are many ways to find that special someone, there are usually two ways in which it happens:
1. You hate their guts at first, but you grow to love them.
2. You are instantly attracted, and regardless of all possible circumstances, eventually tie the knot.
Cops die on their last day before retirement.
No matter how bad the previous day, your vehicle is always showroom new the next morning.
Everybody has a cubicle. Just so you have to clean it out when you get fired.
Bad guys never win. Good guys never lose.
No matter how crafty or clever the villain is, they always do one thing wrong to tip them off to the cops.
In order to go faster in a car, all you have to do is downshift.
Villains couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Heroes make snipers look like noobs.
Despite often obvious evidence that they are the same person, a superhero is never confused with their alter ego. NEVER.
The hero never dies.
The villain goes to prison, never to be heard from again. Unless there has to be a sequel, in which there is some minor detail overlooked, allowing them to escape.
There are ALWAYS happy endings! :xbs:
When hit, no matter what the speed or angle of impact, a vehicle will spontaneously explode.
The villains always want to take over the world or obtain large sums of money. In order to do so they usually take a hot woman hostage.
Although there are many ways to find that special someone, there are usually two ways in which it happens:
1. You hate their guts at first, but you grow to love them.
2. You are instantly attracted, and regardless of all possible circumstances, eventually tie the knot.
Cops die on their last day before retirement.
No matter how bad the previous day, your vehicle is always showroom new the next morning.
Everybody has a cubicle. Just so you have to clean it out when you get fired.
Bad guys never win. Good guys never lose.
No matter how crafty or clever the villain is, they always do one thing wrong to tip them off to the cops.
In order to go faster in a car, all you have to do is downshift.
Villains couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Heroes make snipers look like noobs.
Despite often obvious evidence that they are the same person, a superhero is never confused with their alter ego. NEVER.
The hero never dies.
The villain goes to prison, never to be heard from again. Unless there has to be a sequel, in which there is some minor detail overlooked, allowing them to escape.
There are ALWAYS happy endings! :xbs: