Well I'm back, its been awhile I know. A couple years ago I launched my own space program. I ended up having one of those "Major Tom" deals and was lost out there for quite some time. But me and the shuttle made it home a couple weeks ago. The CIA has just released the photos of my return.
I heard that your space program is so dead you had to have a Toyota tow your shuttle to some kids museum, well our truck will tow ours just fine too and its made in sunny Florida!
Well the first thing that needed done was to fix the computers , I had spilled beer all over them trying to dodge parts of your space shuttle. When that happened I ended up lost in space.
Then it was off to fix the Mexico arm , we cant afford that Canada crap like you guys.
The CIA sent me another satellite to put up to keep an eye on Florian, seems since we are the only space program left and Florian is still terrorizing everyone they needed my shuttle.
Coarse it didnt work right , so me and Lego Nasa dude had to fix it
Ready for launch:
Then Lego Stig dropped by with the Ferarri Daytona from Miami Vice , and things got real weird
This damn chicken ran out in the middle of the damn road , time for dinner
So here I am just after dropping off the chicken at the Phoo-King Japanese resturant
Well thats about all for now , I may start another tour of the US soon incase any of you people think you can handle a drunken lego hanging out with you for a few days.