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Community Lounge, Introductions and General Discussion Discussion, Will wonders never cease?! in General Discussion; Originally Posted by billc83...
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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    Quote Originally Posted by billc83 View Post

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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    Quote Originally Posted by dkozloski View Post
    We've had a toilet seat and lid for quite some time that you can't drop. There is some sort of silicon clutch in the hinge that controls the rate of descent.

    Due to some strange quirk of anatomy, some women piss against the bottom of the seat so when the man that follows goes to raise the seat to piss they get their fingers full of piss and that's a pisser.
    Who would have thought that Nanook of the North would have been at the forefront of modern technology when it came to toilet seats? Thank you for insight into a possible flaw with this design or the design of the woman sitting on it!
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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    My daughter in law has a family which includes two teenage boys. In the downstairs "powder room" there's a plaque over the head: "My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help".

    Our new Kohler heads have those silicone damped seats/lids. Ain't European technology wonderful ?

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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!


    like cabinets and drawers that you can't slam and auto close themselves with just a little push

    i'm actually kind of surprised that i haven't heard of this before now... in my subconscious i knew it existed
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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    It's got nothing on the Washlet...


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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    Quote Originally Posted by submariner409 View Post
    My daughter in law has a family which includes two teenage boys. In the downstairs "powder room" there's a plaque over the head: "My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help".
    I've seen that plaque. There's a second part that reads, "Gentlemen, please stand close. It's shorter than you think. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance."

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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    On a similar note, I have a plaque on my pool deck that reads "We don't swim in your toilet. Please don't pee in our pool".

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    Re: Will wonders never cease?!

    My favorite....

    Welcome to our _ool... Notice there's no "P" in it, please keep it that way!

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