Cadillac Confessional

[pabstcadillac]

So we've all done things that we're not proud of so let's all share. Being the nice guy I am I'll even start it off.

- Today I bought Miller High Life, instead of PBR, because it was on sale.

- Last Nite I told a girl at the bar that her outfit was "Flattering", the reality of it was it made her a$$ look big. (Which I do like so not much of a lie, but it wasn't what she was going for.)

- Two days ago, while drunk, I pi$$ed on a guys car door handle that I don't like. (This worked much better up in MN when the urine would freeze.)

That's about all for this week that I can think of.

[Jesda]

Ack, PBR! Ack, MHL!
I'm a beer snob.

[AlBundy]

[RightTurn]

Originally Posted by pabstcadillac

Today I bought Miller High Life, instead of PBR, because it was on sale.

Damn PC, I don't think any of us can top that.

[pabstcadillac]

Originally Posted by RightTurn

Damn PC, I don't think any of us can top that.

I've been trying to drink the guilt away all afternoon & I'm down to a 10 pack (From 18), pretty soon this will all be behind me.

[RightTurn]

Glad to hear you're making a clean start.

[blunted]

Originally Posted by pabstcadillac

So we've all done things that we're not proud of so let's all share. Being the nice guy I am I'll even start it off.

- Today I bought Miller High Life, instead of PBR, because it was on sale.

- Last Nite I told a girl at the bar that her outfit was "Flattering", the reality of it was it made her a$$ look big. (Which I do like so not much of a lie, but it wasn't what she was going for.)

- Two days ago, while drunk, I pi$$ed on a guys car door handle that I don't like. (This worked much better up in MN when the urine would freeze.)

That's about all for this week that I can think of.

PBR is good stuff.. simple but good. Can't stand MHL either.. PBR made a nice comeback here in nyc. I remember we got a keg of it, made it reallll cold and it went down so nice I ended up being carried home that night.
For anyone who thinks PBR sucks.. I went to visit my friend in Rhode Island and what the hell is up with these guys and their "Natural Ice".. that stuff is NASTY.

Oh yea.. and i've definetly done the second thing too.

[Benzilla]

Last night I rolled a joint using page 420 of the bible.

it was heavenly...

[dkozloski]

I sent a sample of Royal Bohemian to the lab and I got back a report that my horse had diabetes.

[pabstcadillac]

I had too many car bombs last nite & I'm paying the price this morning.

[pabstcadillac]

I took a date to Josh Groban last nite. I feel so ashamed I had to stoop to that level to get some. Having said that the free beer in the suite helped to ease my pain.

[d-dash]

Used my caddy to get some ass

[RightTurn]

^^ Invert that.

[d-dash]

^^ Nice, maybe it was you, don't really remember her name

[RightTurn]

Um, no.