Stupidest TV commercials EVER

[Elvis]

Every year there's a new one...


MO MONEY TAXES!

[JimHare]

WTF is that all about?

I tell ya, the one's I hate are those stupid goddam Campbells Soup commercials where that f**khead walks around the office sucking on a microwaved can of tomato soup like it was the first meal he's had in five days and he may not have another for a week. If my life was such that drinking freaking soup was the orgasmic highlight of my freakin' day, I'd slit my goddam throat with a rusty butter knife and soak my head in a pail of hydrochloric acid.....

A close second is the new one from McDonalds where the anal retentive nutcase (he's probably the Campbells Soup guy's cousin) watches them move the goddam chicken fritters into the freakin' 99 cent value meal category. jesuzz freakin christ on a crutch the goddam chicken shit things are only 1.19 anyway...

[JRau]

Originally Posted by JimHare

WTF is that all about?

I tell ya, the one's I hate are those stupid goddam Campbells Soup commercials where that f**khead walks around the office sucking on a microwaved can of tomato soup like it was the first meal he's had in five days and he may not have another for a week. If my life was such that drinking freaking soup was the orgasmic highlight of my freakin' day, I'd slit my goddam throat with a rusty butter knife and soak my head in a pail of hydrochloric acid.....

A close second is the new one from McDonalds where the anal retentive nutcase (he's probably the Campbells Soup guy's cousin) watches them move the goddam chicken fritters into the freakin' 99 cent value meal category. jesuzz freakin christ on a crutch the goddam chicken shit things are only 1.19 anyway...

C'mon man, tell us how you really feel. I sense you're holding back on us...

JRau in central Iowa

[AlBundy]

Oh-boy and I thought music was the only thing going down the drain.

[pabstcadillac]

Originally Posted by ALBUNDY

Oh-boy and I thought music was the only thing going down the drain.

This is totally random, but every time I see your username I can't help but think of a scene from MWC where this large lady says "I'm calling my lawyer" & Al responds "Oh yeah, what is that the law firm of Häagen & Daz?"

[AlBundy]

Originally Posted by pabstcadillac

This is totally random, but every time I see your username I can't help but think of a scene from MWC where this large lady says "I'm calling my lawyer" & Al responds "Oh yeah, what is that the law firm of Häagen & Daz?"

I remember that episode. Bundy had a million fat women jokes.

[pabstcadillac]

Originally Posted by ALBUNDY

I remember that episode. Bundy had a million fat women jokes.

His only fault was he drove a Dodge. "Peg, I brought home some marital aids. A paper bag for you & a bottle of Wild Turkey for me."

[gary88]

I really can't stand any of the US Cellular commercials. That lady gets of my nerves. "Charge, charge, charge, NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE!"

[gdwriter]

As an advertising professional, I can say with some authority that this commercial sucks. Whoever wrote it should have his crayons taken away.

[lawfive]

"Head On: apply directly to the forehead! Head On: apply directly to the forehead!"

[Devils Elbow]

Originally Posted by gary88

I really can't stand any of the US Cellular commercials. That lady gets of my nerves. "Charge, charge, charge, NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE!"

I'm totally with you - can't stand 'em.