Almost Wrecked it....Stoney Style

[Stoneage_Caddy]

Ok , so my never ending bad shit saga continues. Get a call this morning , mom forgot something and wanted me to bring it to her. So i grab the item and make my way to my little brothers school where she is. I get there and the damn school buses have blocked the road to the parking area. So i have to back all the way out of this curved lane thing. I start backing up and turning when i see this little white car coming at me. I forgot about the curb and up and over i went and all sorts of noises bangs and crinkiling occurs. Turns out the little white car was parked. Damn .....

So I say "to hell with it" and leave the car and bring this stupid item to my mom. She says "did you have any trouble?" I said "naww , i only destoryed my car bringing you an ice pack". A ****ING ICE PACK!!!

I go back to the car and try to move it but its laying on the curb on the right side of the unibody. It wont move but it will make cool noises and do smoky burnouts. Mom proceeds to give me a bunch of shit for hurting the car. Than asks if i can hurry up and get it off there so she can be with my little brother. I looked up and said "just leave , ive had enough of everyone kissing his ass".

So , im pissed , try shoveing the spare under the right front to get it out but it wont work. Time to call a wrecker....

Hour later tow guy rolls up. First words out his mouth are "i aint touching the car till you sign a damage waver".

SHIT that doesnt sound good at all.

Im pretty much screwed , mom and the rest of my family have left me there to be with my little brother, takeing the pickup with them. I sign the stupid waver and he hooks a chain up to the car and drags it like a toy behind this powerstroke ford. More noises , hissing , check engine lamp comes on , service ABS comes on , and im now pushing the brake as hard as i can and screaming at this guy to stop. Hes drug me another 20 feet down this curb. I get out , now the right front tire is destoryed. He says "im gonna keep dragging you over to that spot". He gets in and proceeds to drag me further. At this point i say to myself "if anyones destorying this car it will be me". As im being drug along i fire the engine up , slam from nutral to drive and floor it. It littlerally flew off the curb and ended up sideways on the lane.

Guy gets out and says "need that tire changed?". "I said no , please leave i dont want it any more damaged, just leave". Threw the spare on pretty much flat and limped it home. Its plastic underliners and shit flapping around under it.

Luckily the wheel is ok , so ive ordered a exact replacement tire from tire rack (a 06 deville tire). Im im gonna throw one of my stock 94 tire and wheel combos on it for now. Then im gonna get it on stands and figure out what all is wrong under it.

Carnage pics soon ....

[CadillacGurl]

Shit man I'm so sorry... I thought I was having a shitty day...
Feel better..

[Florian]

sweet fancy Moses, Stoney....tell mom to get her own ****ing ice next time.


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[Stoneage_Caddy]

damn right !!!

[Kev]

Mike! What up Dude?! You need a weather change my brother. You've got to get out from under that black cloud that's following you around.

Has your dream of auto design died completely? I'd hoped you'd be out my way by this time. 'Course, you never know what life will throw at you, I've made some fairly drastic changes in the last 6 months myself.

Love you Bro,

[Stoneage_Caddy]

Originally Posted by Kev

Mike! What up Dude?! You need a weather change my brother. You've got to get out from under that black cloud that's following you around.

Has your dream of auto design died completely? I'd hoped you'd be out my way by this time. 'Course, you never know what life will throw at you, I've made some fairly drastic changes in the last 6 months myself.

Love you Bro,

yeah , damn black coulds crampin my style ....im about to the point where im just gonna say "**** it" and go to cali....first it was i needed to pay off some bills , then i got pissed and tried to move out so i grabbed a job ....almos had the place , then lost the job ...burned up 6 months with nothin to show for it

[CadillacSTS2003]

damn bro
im sorry damn
looks like those mods of yours to get you up in HP will have to wait till you get in back in shape...

[slk230mb]

Sorry to hear it Mike. I have faith that Gladys will be back to normal in no time at all.

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Jesus dude!! Looks like the curse is back! What's the worst that could happen? Damaged underbody?

[CadillacSTS2003]

worst could happen is underbody damage
ROFL!!!
suspension
steering/rack
frame
cradel....
shall i continue?

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

So Jason, when somebody asks a valid question, are you always so insulting?
Oh, and you spelled cradle wrong, the L is before the E.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!


This incident sounds like what happens to Davesdeville's Eldorado a while back.

[urbanski]

Originally Posted by CadillacETC1997

worst could happen is underbody damage
ROFL!!!
suspension
steering/rack
frame
cradel....
shall i continue?

Originally Posted by I~LUV~Caddys8792

So Jason, when somebody asks a valid question, are you always so insulting?
Oh, and you spelled cradle wrong, the L is before the E.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!


This incident sounds like what happens to Davesdeville's Eldorado a while back.

its cool

i'm sure stoney knows we're all laughing at him and not with him

[urbanski]

lol 14 stars

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Originally Posted by urbanski

i'm sure stoney knows we're all laughing at him and not with him

I'm not laughing, I feel bad for the guy. He's got terrible, terrible luck recently.

[Wiseguy2]

That sucks Hope you can get it fixed easily.