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[DILLIGAF]

F, you are the man.I wish I hadn't put new brakes on the girl friends accord a month ago.That looks fun as shit!I can't believe I missed the neutral drop on my list.The neutral drop is an absolute must after starting the engine.And who doesn't like slamming the doors on a rental?My gawd,it's therapeutic,just as rewarding as stealing the ashtray that some dumb ass forgot to swipe when he had the car(friggen people)!My last 3 day rental,a Ford Econoline,I kid you not,two tone lime green long effer,A Short Bus!There was 7 of us headed to Dallas,the 2 kids called it the snot rocket.Long ride my friend,nothing worse than 2 kids chanting snot,snot,snot as that POS chugged up every hill at a whopping 65mph getting passed by everything else on the road,when we would reach the summit of these hills,ROCKET!!!!!!!Nothing short of an air bag deployment would have satisfied my utter disgust with the snot rocket.

[Florian]

Originally Posted by rp64ctsv

F, you are the man.I wish I hadn't put new brakes on the girl friends accord a month ago.That looks fun as shit!I can't believe I missed the neutral drop on my list.The neutral drop is an absolute must after starting the engine.And who doesn't like slamming the doors on a rental?My gawd,it's therapeutic,just as rewarding as stealing the ashtray that some dumb ass forgot to swipe when he had the car(friggen people)!My last 3 day rental,a Ford Econoline,I kid you not,two tone lime green long effer,A Short Bus!There was 7 of us headed to Dallas,the 2 kids called it the snot rocket.Long ride my friend,nothing worse than 2 kids chanting snot,snot,snot as that POS chugged up every hill at a whopping 65mph getting passed by everything else on the road,when we would reach the summit of these hills,ROCKET!!!!!!!Nothing short of an air bag deployment would have satisfied my utter disgust with the snot rocket.

How could I forget one of the most important items on a rental....? Whopper/BigMac/Wendys Triple in the pocket on the seatback. Just shove an unwrapped hunk of greasy goodness down the back of the seat and after a few warm days....that funk starts...the kinda funk you only find in the bilge of old tuna boats....and used pantyhose...


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[Koooop]

1) Pee in a bottle
2) Add One raw egg
3) Place cap on bottle and leave in the shade for 10 days
4) Dump in AC intake at the base of windshield
5) Stand nearby and listen for victims comments

[Luna.]

Originally Posted by koop

1) Pee in a bottle
2) Add One raw egg
3) Place cap on bottle and leave in the shade for 10 days
4) Dump in AC intake at the base of windshield
5) Stand nearby and listen for victims comments

Old fish oil works well here as well

[The Tony Show]

Originally Posted by Luna.

Old fish oil works well here as well

Originally Posted by koop

1) Pee in a bottle
2) Add One raw egg
3) Place cap on bottle and leave in the shade for 10 days
4) Dump in AC intake at the base of windshield
5) Stand nearby and listen for victims comments

I know this is all in good fun, but I'm actually sort of shocked to see so many "car guys" talking about vandalism.

We're the type of guys who get physically ill when something happens to our cars, but we're laughing about this? Imagine if someone gave the pee + egg treatment to your V.

Not cool.

[Luna.]

Give me a break...

There is nothing more chicken sh*t then messin' with a guy's car. And, believe me, if I had a problem with someone, I'd let them know directly to their face.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn't do most of the sh*t that people on this board do to rental cars.

But please, spare me the holier-than-though routine. This thread took a turn to the humorous side. I recommend you consider that more strongly.

[The Tony Show]

Yikes, talk about taking things too seriously... ^

I said "I know this is all in good fun"- I was just pointing out I was suprised to see this it, that's all.

Reelaaaaaaaaax........ *soothing music*

[Koooop]

Originally Posted by Tony Orlando

I know this is all in good fun, but I'm actually sort of shocked to see so many "car guys" talking about vandalism.

We're the type of guys who get physically ill when something happens to our cars, but we're laughing about this? Imagine if someone gave the pee + egg treatment to your V.

Not cool.

The AC box has a drain in it, after 4 or 5 car washes the insane god awful foul stink washes away. This makes this a super cool revenge type prank with no permanent side effects and helps Holes that park in front of any garage they choose durring summer at the beach to think twice and play nice.

[DILLIGAF]

Originally Posted by Tony Orlando

Yikes, talk about taking things too seriously... ^

I said "I know this is all in good fun"- I was just pointing out I was suprised to see this it, that's all.

Reelaaaaaaaaax........ *soothing music*

A rental is not considered a car,only a rental.A car is appreciated by car guys,rentals are sub species worthy of tortue.To not abuse them is criminal,so lets keep posting here.

[urbanski]

Originally Posted by rp64ctsv

A rental is not considered a car,only a rental.A car is appreciated by car guys,rentals are sub species worthy of tortue.To not abuse them is criminal,so lets keep posting here.

that base calibur i rented last time (Jacksonville)....well i wouldnt even call that a car. it was sort of like an asthmatic turtle

[CIWS]

I want to rent one of these Fookers and try them out !!

http://hight3ch.com/post/the-carver-motorcycle-or-car/

[DILLIGAF]

Weird

[mostoyzwinz]

Went from V to Hyundai rental (don't ask). I thought that bitch was gonna roll over gettin' on the 605. Accleration, or lack thereof, was remarkable.

[DILLIGAF]

Originally Posted by mostoyzwinz

Went from V to Hyundai rental (don't ask). I thought that bitch was gonna roll over gettin' on the 605. Accleration, or lack thereof, was remarkable.

So were you beating on the dash,kicking the floor?Thats what we want to hear.

[RobertCTS]

I saw this in the V Forum but though it needed a bigger audience. Raises your hackles!!

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