God, this keyboard sucks.
Anyway, we finally checked into a hotel with Internet access somewhere in Thailand. Its pretty god damn nice, I must say.
Things I've noticed:
--Thanks to heavy economic development, the standard of living is about the same as Spokane WA, and better in some ways (LOL, aim high).
--There's Wifi EVERYWHERE. The PSP really is the ultimate international travel companion. Strangely enough, the hotel we're at doesnt have it, but there's an "Internet room" which apparently is seldom used. There's leftover furniture and a bicycle crammed into this cubicle. I guess vacations arent really for Internetting.
--Everything's cheap. Rampant piracy is AWESOME. Singha beer. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE!!!
--Mercedes-Benz and BMW are the only luxury brands here, with a smidgen of Volvo.
--Lots of Nissan Frontiers and Chevy Colorados (they get the diesel version of the Colorado here).
--This little town we're in, the name of which escapes me, is almost identical to Clearwater, FL.
--I saw one Cadillac, but it was on TV. A white 2000-2005 Deville on the news that some Thai government official was stepping out of.
--I have diarrhea. Liquid craps from day one. Its like I stepped off the plane in Bangkok and POW, my bowels started filling with a lakeful of H2O.
I'll post a crapload of pics next week. I mostly photographed the cars. I want to order a massage but can't freaking read Thai. I can very completely understand it, and can barely speak it.
No hookers for me, despite being girlfriendless since winter.
You can tell the trannies by the hideous gobs of clownface makeup they wear, oh and of course the cock.
On average, women here are much better looking. There's more fatties now though, thanks again to economic growth. I keep seeing ads for Bowflex and Fatty Spas that I didnt see 11 years ago.
Just ordered a burger, pizza, and shrimp cocktail from room service (just had dinner at a local restaurant but I'm curious). We'll see how goobered up it is compared to the proper American version.
'Tis all for now.
