Mating call of the blonde...

[Elvis]

"I am SOOOOOOOOOOO drunk!!!!!!"


I'm aferaid I am too.

First I had this:

Aw fvk it, here's their website: http://www.skyy.com/

THEN I had this:



THEN I had this:




WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[90Brougham350]

My hat's off to you if by chance you feel but half as good in the morning as you do right now!

Brian

[powerglide]

Originally Posted by Elvis

"I am SOOOOOOOOOOO drunk!!!!!!"


I'm aferaid I am too.

First I had this:

Aw fvk it, here's their website: http://www.skyy.com/

THEN I had this:



THEN I had this:




WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

I love this thread.......lemme immortalise it by quoting it.

Enjoy Elvis!!

[Ralph]

I hope your wife knows where you are.

[BeelzeBob]

Sometimes you just need nights like this.. Don't ya?

[TomDeville]

Enjoy yourself! :coolgleam

[addison_ii]

Elvis, Have fun and stay away from any extreme heat .

Ralph, I like the Buffalo Theory. I'll have to use that next time some and buddies and I are making ourselves :drinker smarter and more efficient.

[Ralph]

Originally Posted by addison_ii

Ralph, I like the Buffalo Theory. I'll have to use that next time some and buddies and I are making ourselves :drinker smarter and more efficient.

:drinker

I wonder how Elvis' head will feel this morning...

[Elvis]

Elvis is ALIVE!!!

I'm a really cheap drunk. It doesn't take much to get me going. So by the next morning I'm fine because I didn't consume that much.

The wife's boss shipped back a half-dozen live Maine lobsters from her vacation up there. We got two of them. Yummy!

Of course, I humanely put them to sleep before tossing them head first into the vat of boiling water. You hold them upside down in one hand with their head pointing somewhat downward. With the other hand you stroke their chest and belly with your index finger in a head-to-tail direction. After about a minute the lobster goes totally limp.

That's funny. I do the exact opposite when given the same treatment.

[Elvis]

That Skyy vodka site is pretty cool. I may go back there tonight.

Must prove that Buffalo Theory once and for all.

[tru504187211]

Hmmmm...never really cared for blondes...or brunettes...hmmmm...or redheads...hmmmm...i think its strictly nappy for me...

[addison_ii]

Originally Posted by Elvis

You hold them upside down in one hand with their head pointing somewhat downward. With the other hand you stroke their chest and belly with your index finger in a head-to-tail direction. After about a minute the lobster goes totally limp.

That's funny. I do the exact opposite when given the same treatment.

Haha I think every male here agrees with you on that one.

[Elvis]

WWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doin' it AGAIN 2-nite!!!!!

[TomDeville]

Why not, it is
Friday!
:coolgleam

[Ralph]

Originally Posted by Elvis

WWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doin' it AGAIN 2-nite!!!!!

Ralphie is becomming concerned this might become a nightly ritual for our dear King of Rock. I'm hoping we all don't have to go to AA meetings together.

Soon he will be hiding bottles in the toilet tank, in jackets in closets and the glovebox of the Expedition.

Lets all help him, shall we?? He needs our support right now!

We're here for you Elvis.