Mating call of the blonde... - Page 2

Ralph · #16 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 01:19 AM

Poor Elvis, he doesn't really know how to get TRULY wasted.

adam_mcd · #17 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 04:50 AM

hahahahhaha...

ever see those gals with the pink hawaiian lais on the rearview mirros?? thats a sign of 'i need sex' or 'im old and trying to act young'

Kev · #18 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

Ralphie is becomming concerned this might become a nightly ritual for our dear King of Rock. I'm hoping we all don't have to go to AA meetings together.

Soon he will be hiding bottles in the toilet tank, in jackets in closets and the glovebox of the Expedition.

Lets all help him, shall we??

He needs our support right now!

We're here for you Elvis.

Yes, this is of great concern! We don't want our Elvis to come to an ignominious drug and alcohol-induced demise on a toilet as did his namesake!

Elvis! Just say NO!

Kev · #19 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 03:15 PM

I like that term, "ignominious demise", I use it often. It's seems to roll off the tongue and sounds so literate.

Everybody! Say it with me! "Ignominious demise!"

Isn't that just wonderful?

Ralph · #20 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 05:13 PM

Elvis, where are you Elvis???

:drinker :drinker :drinker

D148L0 · #21 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 05:14 PM

I am offended by the way this joke perpetuates the demeaning "blondes are stupid" stereotype!

derrty_deville · #22 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 05:50 PM

dont worry elvis, you're not alone tonight.:drinker:

BEER RUN!!!!

Ralph · #23 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by D148L0

I am offended by the way this joke perpetuates the demeaning "blondes are stupid" stereotype!

I'm OFFENDED personally by your demonic angel avatar depicting the end of the world and darkness falling during the daylight and people rioting and stealing and looting from stores while they steal my Cadillac and "make off" with the "goods in the trunk!"

Take it down NOW good sir!!!

derrty_deville · #24 (**permalink**) 07-23-05, 06:53 PM

cadillac stealin cadillac stealers

D148L0 · #25 (**permalink**) 07-24-05, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

I'm OFFENDED personally by your demonic angel avatar depicting the end of the world and darkness falling during the daylight and (blah, blah, blah, blah)

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well Sir, I'm particularly offended by your womanizer attitude! post after post of beautiful woman exposing their arms, legs, necks and what not! Do you have any idea what it does to our children's morale?!?!

Well I never!!!

:devillaug

Elvis · #26 (**permalink**) 07-24-05, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by D148L0

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well Sir, I'm particularly offended by your womanizer attitude! post after post of beautiful woman exposing their arms, legs, necks and what not! Do you have any idea what it does to our children's morale?!?!

Well I never!!!

:devillaug

I definitely need to see some more "what not."

Ralph · #27 (**permalink**) 07-25-05, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by D148L0

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well Sir, I'm particularly offended by your womanizer attitude! post after post of beautiful woman exposing their arms, legs, necks and what not! Do you have any idea what it does to our children's morale?!?!

Well I never!!!

:devillaug

Well, ok then! I confess I guess I shouldn't have posted that one particular Vicky pic where she showed her teeth while smiling! I'm VERY sorry it offended your children who wear braces and made them feel inadequate.

For now on I promise to photoshoppe out her teeth, as they appear offensive to you and yours.

But you can't make me take it down!!!!!