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Which also got me thinking...what does everyone read whilst on the can?
I personally will read anything from toothpaste tubes to dog flea shampoo bottles and everything in between. Though i prefer Car and Driver, Automobile, or Outside magazine.
Which also got me thinking...what does everyone read whilst on the can?
I personally will read anything from toothpaste tubes to dog flea shampoo bottles and everything in between. Though i prefer Car and Driver, Automobile, or Outside magazine.
Lets hear it.
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thats right, ill either take the blackberry or the ipod touch with me haha
take comfort in knowing that some of the posts you read from me may have been typed with a scrunched up face
"Married With Children" put Fox Broadcasting on the map. The only other show I watched from that era was "Mr. Bean" with Rowan Atkinson. Painting a room with a bomb in a can of paint and having dog shit on his shoes in church were classics.
Ed O'Neill is one of my favorite character actors. You guys ever watch that show "Modern Family" on ABC on Wednesday nights? He's in there and still his usual ol' self.
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
no food was a stirring,
not even a mouse
Stockings were hung,
'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "PRESENTS OR DIE"
Children were plotting, all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
And all of a sudden, Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
"Santa", I said, as he laughed merrily,
"you do so much for others do something for me".
"Bundy", he said, "you only sell shoes",
"Your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze".
"Ho Ho", Santa said, "should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife".
As he climbs up the chimney,
that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times,
he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim,
as he broke wind with glee:
"You're married with children,
you'll never be free".
Best Married with Children quote ever. Psycho Dad, Nudie Bar, and " A fat woman walked into the show store" quotes are a close second.
Ah...So many great episodes....Al Sweating Elvis...Peg turning a Fitness Intructor into a Vegtable...Buck the Dog losing his asshair for a wig and who can forget the memorable Sam Kinison Episode at Christmas.
