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10-30-09, 04:27 PM
|  | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1993 Nissan Altima GXE 5-speed, 1985 Brougham SAGE GREEN!  | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-Berry FLA, what!? Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by bierman.d  Just for the record, STS v8 RWD runs 0-60 in 5.9 seconds or less, with the 5spd  | Wait, you can get an STS with a 5 speed? |
10-30-09, 04:32 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Fanatic Cadillac(s): 2005 STS4 V8 | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Iowa | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
First couple years were 5spd, 2007+ (I think) came with a 6spd standard.
No manuals if that's what you were thinking. |
10-30-09, 04:55 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1993 Nissan Altima GXE 5-speed, 1985 Brougham SAGE GREEN! | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-Berry FLA, what!? Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by bierman.d First couple years were 5spd, 2007+ (I think) came with a 6spd standard.
No manuals if that's what you were thinking. | What? Yes, of course thats what i was thinking. "5spd" means "5-speed manual", and i believe thats unanimous among anyone that drives a car. 
Since when were automatic's referred to as anything but a 4/5/6-speed AUTO? Unless you count that dual-clutch automated manual bullshit, or even worse that "Tiptronic" crap. Theyre all slushbox's, no matter what prefix's or suffix's or fancy names you give/add to them.
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10-30-09, 05:13 PM
| | BLING IS AMERICAN RICE Cadillac(s): '04 CTS-V | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Just North of Titletown... | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
Behe Performance Tuning has a Volvo. Of which noone here could drive it 10/10ths...
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10-30-09, 05:16 PM
| | BLING IS AMERICAN RICE Cadillac(s): '04 CTS-V | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Just North of Titletown... | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by BaTu Yea, my STS is the total extent of my car collection....  ( no Vulvas though)
Does yours have the HeatBeat Monitor or will you be trading it in, just for that, on your new one ? :P | And I fail to see how the HeartBeat Monitor makes it a *****car...
Seriously, are you a drunk? You make no sense... |
10-30-09, 05:20 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Fanatic Cadillac(s): 1976 FLEETWOOD brougham | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: northern sweden Age: 37 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
The best use of a volvo in my humble opinion.
funny too!
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10-30-09, 05:29 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1993 Nissan Altima GXE 5-speed, 1985 Brougham SAGE GREEN! | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-Berry FLA, what!? Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by fleetwood76 |
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10-30-09, 07:49 PM
|  | Super Moderator Cadillac(s): Poor man's STS--> '00 Regal GS. | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Twin Cities, MN Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
There's a few Volvo's I'd rock. C30, new S40, and a few of the S80s are cool. That's about it though.
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10-30-09, 08:03 PM
|  | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1991 Sedan Deville | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 18 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
The back of the C30 looks like it took something big from behind.... |
10-30-09, 08:13 PM
| | Super Moderator Cadillac(s): Poor man's STS--> '00 Regal GS. | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Twin Cities, MN Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
Right, it's got a few weird angles, but what modern car doesn't? |
10-30-09, 08:15 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Fanatic Cadillac(s): '05 STS4 | | | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by thebigjimsho And I fail to see how the HeartBeat Monitor makes it a *****car... | Well, see I think that's completely understandable from your perspective. But for the rest of us, the very idea that the danger you're actually in, statistically speaking, of being attacked by a person hiding in your car when you get in is pretty much insignificant.
BUT, to a total ***** it seems as important as driving such a boring car, as a Vulva is, and sacrificing all the great things a car Could, and SHOULD be
Now to you this all seems as reasonable as that "windshield hammer" you have on your visor (you know for extracting yourself from your Vulva when it plunges underwater....) Come to think of it WHY DOESN'T your Vulva have that built-in?
Also I love my STS and make NO Excuses for it! I love the Styling, Comfort, and especially the technological things like the Head-Up-Display (with the Nav functions projected in front of me) and the Adaptive Cruise Control.
With the V8 and MagRide it has Just the right balance between performance & luxury.....
For pure performance though I do have other cars that would "eat that UGLY C30 P.O.S. for breakfast"  ( I'd be more specific, but I'd be accused of being either a lier or a "braggart")
For for all the Vulva drivers out there, you know who you are,,,, coming to a Total Stop at stop signs, Obeying every speed limit sign (twice a month I bet I go 140) and "tap the brake" everytime you go by an on coming car, THE JIG IS UP! Once we all know you feel the need for a HeartBeat Monitor to be safe in your car, the World knows you to be the ***** you really are hehhehe... |
10-30-09, 08:24 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1994 Fleetwood Brougham | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuart/Jacksonville, Florida Age: 19 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
So let me get this straight... not going 140 on the highway, and you know... STOPPING at stop signs, makes one a female reproductive organ?
Every post you've made on this topic bleeds of bigotry and ignorance. Fail. |
10-30-09, 08:25 PM
|  | Moon Parasite Cadillac(s): 2006 STS-V BlackonBlack / 2005 CTS-V Redline (traded in) | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: D/FW Tejas | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
Oh wait. To be fair, I have raced a "Volvo" and he beat me soundly at a charity racing event held at a local 1/8th mile track.
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10-30-09, 08:37 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Fanatic Cadillac(s): '05 STS4 | | | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by Stingroo So let me get this straight... not going 140 on the highway, and you know... STOPPING at stop signs, makes one a female reproductive organ? | I'm afraid I'd have to say... Yup!
I mean, if you come to a Total Stop at every Stop Sign, and forget the 140, if you never exceed the posted speed limit sign (as well as the other things I mentioned) you are, in fact, a P*SSY on the road and belong in a Volvo |
10-30-09, 08:39 PM
| | Cadillac Owners Connoisseur Cadillac(s): 1993 Nissan Altima GXE 5-speed, 1985 Brougham SAGE GREEN! | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: C-Berry FLA, what!? Age: 22 | | | Re: VOLVOs are for Pussies ;)
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Originally Posted by BaTu Well, see I think that's completely understandable from your perspective. But for the rest of us, the very idea that the danger you're actually in, statistically speaking, of being attacked by a person hiding in your car when you get in is pretty much insignificant.
BUT, to a total ***** it seems as important as driving such a boring car, as a Vulva is, and sacrificing all the great things a car Could, and SHOULD be
Now to you this all seems as reasonable as that "windshield hammer" you have on your visor (you know for extracting yourself from your Vulva when it plunges underwater....) Come to think of it WHY DOESN'T your Vulva have that built-in?
Also I love my STS and make NO Excuses for it! I love the Styling, Comfort, and especially the technological things like the Head-Up-Display (with the Nav functions projected in front of me) and the Adaptive Cruise Control.
With the V8 and MagRide it has Just the right balance between performance & luxury.....
For pure performance though I do have other cars that would "eat that UGLY C30 P.O.S. for breakfast" ( I'd be more specific, but I'd be accused of being either a lier or a "braggart")
For for all the Vulva drivers out there, you know who you are,,,, coming to a Total Stop at stop signs, Obeying every speed limit sign (twice a month I bet I go 140) and "tap the brake" everytime you go by an on coming car, THE JIG IS UP! Once we all know you feel the need for a HeartBeat Monitor to be safe in your car, the World knows you to be the ***** you really are hehhehe... | People would believe you if you posted legit pictures of your "performance" cars. Thats a shit excuse. Though, im sure you have nothing to prove.
I admit that most Volvo drivers are uptight weenies, but you are a complete and utter idiot. Kill yourself. | | Cadillac Discussion Tools | | | 
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