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[submariner409]

Dkoz and a few friends were sitting around a campfire in Fairbanks last January. The stories got longer and more embellished, and the Yukon Jack flowed merrily. Eventually one reveller got a faraway, distant, pained, strange look on his face. He stood up, grimaced, cried in pain, and a small oval blob of matter clattered down his pants leg to the ground. All stared in amazement. The fellow picked up the egg with both hands and held it near the fire. The egg began to thaw and then went "FFFBBRRAAAATTTSSSSSS".

(That's cold............)

[Aron9000]

Originally Posted by submariner409

Dkoz and a few friends were sitting around a campfire in Fairbanks last January. The stories got longer and more embellished, and the Yukon Jack flowed merrily. Eventually one reveller got a faraway, distant, pained, strange look on his face. He stood up, grimaced, cried in pain, and a small oval blob of matter clattered down his pants leg to the ground. All stared in amazement. The fellow picked up the egg with both hands and held it near the fire. The egg began to thaw and then went "FFFBBRRAAAATTTSSSSSS".

(That's cold............)

^That makes no sense . . .

[orconn]

Originally Posted by Aron9000

^That makes no sense . . .

If I'm not mistaken, that's the sound of a f.rt when it thaws. Don't ask me how I know this!